Lessons Learned

Author: crabby

Date: August 1, 2006

by crabby
8-01-06
The other day me and the wife were fighting and I sort of held her down and pined her arms back and started working a finger into her asshole.
Not like, IN HER ASSHOLE, but over the pants. At one point she literally started crying.
Why are you telling me this?
I couldn't think of a better ice breaker for the "If you ever fuck my wife I'll kill you with my bare hands" lecture.