Alien Office -Restroom

Author: d_Random

Date: December 7, 2004

by d_Random
12-07-04
11:30 am at the office
Hey john, why so glum?
I just tried to go to the restroom and the stench was unbearable.
Why don't you just hold your nose?
Cuz I gotta take a wiz and there are pecker-checkers in there. I usually use my other hand to block stray eyeballs.
Sucks for you.
It won't be the first time I'ved pissed in my office chair.