All comics by dain_kinkaide

 

Looks like he needs "An Album Cover". by dain_kinkaide 3-28-02
'Twas just your average AA day... Hey there, sexy thang. Baa?	Excuse me sir. You'll have to come with me. Aw, nutbunnies.	Later that day... Hey there, sexy thang. Lord help me

 

"Winners Don't Do Drugs." by dain_kinkaide 3-28-02
Dain is playing some hip, happenin' FPS game-like thing. Dain: 12 ImAn00bM45t0r: 1 I own at this game.	Dain: 0 ImAn00bM45t0r: 50 =O How could I have possibly lost? Oh well, time to get something else to do.	Ed's note: Dain does not endorse the use of illegal drugs, nor does he do them himself. Oh yeah, that's good shit... Somewhere.. over the rainbow.. skies are blue..

 

SD Tentacle Demons = Kawaii :D by dain_kinkaide 3-28-02
Little anonymous schoolgirl had just arrived home. Well, I've finally arrived home.	GASP! Urga-Blurga-Blarg! Oh no! There is a tentacle demon in my bedroom! What shall I do?	SD TENTACLE DEMON! KAWAII!!! XD I just wanna hug it.. and squeeze it.. and revel in its Kawaii-ness!! XD Meep!

 

Dain to the.. uhh.. rescue... by dain_kinkaide 3-29-02
At a Tentacle Demons Anonymous meeting... And then.. her pubes turned to steel and she shot them at my face... That has to suck. But I've had worse. I remember just yesterday, I had cornered an anonymous schoolgirl...	Insert crappy flashback sequence here... Hey there, anonymous schoolgirl. I'm here to perform various tentacle rape scenes on you. Oh no! It is a tentacle demon! Who will save me?	Insert flashy enterance animation and long boring entrance speech here... Fear not, young schoolgirl, Dain will save you from this kawaii tentacle demon! XD Sweet Jesus no! Get it away! Get it away!

 

Nothing to see here... by dain_kinkaide 3-29-02
In the harsh climate of Canada... I assume you know why I brought you here, Kj. Of course, Dain. We must plan the construction of our Poutine Weaponry.	Exactly! First of all.. wait.. it appears people are watching us.... We must quickly talk about something funny so they do not suspect a thing!	After much thinking... ... then the purple duck quacked loudly! HA HA HA! My beer is frozen...

 

A little Academic Animerican Graffiti.. Part 1. by dain_kinkaide 3-29-02
Kain became a popular announcer for various english dubbed anime... Two women whose laundry is never done right, always wearing soiled clothes! Dirty Pa... fuck this. I'm not saying this shit anymore.	Mugs finally got those nude pictures of Kaze... Wait a minute.. these don't look like you... *snicker* Hope you like those pictures of Bea Arthur naked	As for Strife...... Come on over here sexay thang. I'm gonna probe you, bitch. Please.. for the love of God... help me..

 

A little Academic Animerican Graffiti.. Part 2. by dain_kinkaide 3-29-02
Kjeldoran finished building Poutine weaponry... err.. I mean.. drinking frozen beer.. and found a Kj fan club on a certain forum.... Please Kj! Don't leave again! Stay here! We missed you!	Dain and Poutine Jesus finally appeared in the same place at the same time... This is not a cardboard cutout...	As for H_F... *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

 

A little Academic Animerican Graffiti.. Part 3. by dain_kinkaide 3-29-02
Bik went on to claim various things in the name of the South.. like Pluto... I'd plant this flag in the ground if I wasn't frozen...	EsEs_Jay finally achieved his dream of hanging with Metallica... Actually... we're not "Metallica"... whoever they are..... we're Blink 182. Good Lord no! Must.. resist.. urge.. to.. burn...	As for Neo...... *scrape.. cut.. gouge.. and other such cutting sound effects* AAAAAAAAAGH! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!! NOT AGAIN!

 

Dain Stealing Ideas (DSI) Inc. presents... Letters to Jesus! by dain_kinkaide 3-30-02
Jesus answers all questions.... Dear Jesus: I think my husband has been cheating on me. How can I tell if he's sleeping with other women?	... ...	...except this one. Do I look like Dear Abby to you? Last time I checked, she wasn't NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS!

 

This is a true story... No names have been changed... by dain_kinkaide 3-30-02
Look, it's Kei! (On the left) I mean, how far do you have to push it, really? you're a mod, what the fuck else do you need Kei said fuck! :O	Elsewhere... I'm suddenly overcome with this sudden urge to.... *fap fap fap fap fap fap*	Else..elsewhere. Oh my god! What's this cylindrical thing growing between my legs?

 

Coming to a theatre near you... by dain_kinkaide 4-07-02
From RT, MatPec and Jagan productions...	An RT, MatPec and Jagan film... Good Lord, no! Keep it away!	THE SIZE AAAAAAAAAGH! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!! NOT AGAIN!

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