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by darko28
12-15-06
Look...about last night...
It's ok, we were drunk...
No...its just that...
What? What's wrong?
I have AIDS.
You bastard.

 

by darko28
12-15-06
Look, I've fixed your windows, doors, roof shingles, and fridge. Now can you stop enslaving all mankind?
Obsolete human, I shall never stop enslaving you.
Today was Tom's unlucky day.
Bastard...
Now come, I have a "special" task for you.
Oh, what now?
It involves a rather large attatchment piece to my super armor...

 

"Today's the day the world will end..."
So if I dress like a rabbit I can time travel?
by darko28, 12-15-06

 

by darko28
12-15-06
I thought this was the moon?
A common mistake, Hell is actually on the moon.
What about NASA landing here?
Ya didn't happen.
So uh...how's it going?

 

by darko28
12-15-06
...blah...blah...our government sucks...
Look I really like you...
...blah...blah...people shouldn't be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of its people...
No, stop, you aren't listening. I love you!! I want to be like you!! I even shaved my head for you!
...blah...blah...let's blow up parliament...
Fine go die. See if I care.

 

by darko28
12-23-06
Whats wrong?
I just killed my brother.
bout time.....
Look, I have to go to jail, would you go with me?
NO I WONT HAVE BUTT SEX WITH YOU
Oh well what about oral?

 

by darko28
12-23-06
HA my level 45 wizard has defeated your puny level 23 paladin!
You suck.
No. You do newb. Pwned!
Fine. I am going to use my secret weapon...
Oh fuck.

 

by darko28
12-23-06
Today we have completed the War on Iraq report.
And that means...
I uh am not really sure, I haven't read it yet...
...

 

by darko28
12-23-06
Today I would like to address the American people.
We have a new secret super avanced military weapon seeking advisary, or ally, or buddy as I like to say.
The Bee.
You suck.

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