You're So Goth

Author: daveliner

Date: September 9, 2010

by daveliner
9-09-10
So my Mom was like, "Kenny, wipe that shit off your face and get a job" and I was like, "My name is Orpheus."
No kidding. I was in "The Lair", eating a bag of chips, and my Mom said something just like that.
We're so much alike... You're my best friend.
Wanna make out?
I'm gay, remember?
Oh yeah, me too.