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by db619196
3-12-09
I was thinking dude...we aren't relevant anymore. This whole emerging thing, it's old
dude, I thought about this, and you know what would be sweet?
I don't know man...I thought about it for a minute, and I'm out of ideas bro
cussing. cussing is more "in" than ever. that would be sweet. We could call our group "the first hellllll yeahhhh church of God"
Jesus would totally dig that
we've emerged bro

 

by db619196
3-12-09
School is hard. Yesterday we had a test, and today we asked the teacher for a free day.
You mean like doing nothing. Sweet. I bet he freakin freaked
Dude, he did. And then he thought about it, and went home himself.
You gave him the idea to leave? cool.
But he came back a few minutes later. Said the union rep said if he left, everybody else had to leave, and the rep's car was in the shop, so she couldn't leave!
sweet

 

by db619196
3-12-09
Dude, why are freaking out so much. I just want to go out and get some frickin fries.
Because we agreed we are on diets, and when I agree to something, I stick with it.
Oh whatever. You have started about 80 diets, and this is your 81st try, why do you think this time will work?
Because this time, I just have that feeling. I feel so strongly, and Oprah said to go with my feelings.
haha, that is what you said when you met your first husband, and we know how well that worked out.
You know you suck. Let's go get those fries.

 

by db619196
3-12-09
I was going to the inspirational calendar myself, but instead I formed a committee. I am talented, but working with other talent is like unleashing a jaguar on a cheetah on speed.
Yes, it is kind of like making orange juice from one orange, versus twenty. The former is sweet and juicy, but the latter even sweeter and juicier.
Oh man, that is a golden analogy. We could really use you on our committee.
I'm involved in some pretty important things right now, you know, motivational sorts of things, that require my intelligence to at full operational capacity, like a steam engine on speed.
Oh man, I am writing these quotes down... So will you work with my committee?
I already have begun working my friend, I have already begun.

 

by db619196
3-12-09
Hey before, we go hiking, I was thinking...life is a lot like a text message...too short.
Yeah, like a text message...pretty pointless when all is said and done.
Maybe, life is like your myspace page, just a chance for random strangers to come and go from your life
Yeah, like a myspace page...life is when you are "friends" with hundreds of people, but you don't really know any of them...
hey, instead of hiking, wanna go update our myspace pages? kyle has this real cool image I want.
What was that? i didn't hear you. I just got a text...Kayla says she is bored...haha...dude I gotta respond.

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