No Sleep 'Till Purgatory by decay1-25-03 Dave! Dave! I finally found you! Oh, hey, stick-boy, where were you? I was condemned to the 1337th circle of Hell. My miraculous escape from the Hell of 1337 was amazing! Surely, an epic struggle! Define "epic". Well, not really that epic... I kinda just bent Clippy straight and left him there. You know, you take all the fun out of escaping from Hell. Yeah, well, that's your penance for ditching me in Detroit.
How to win friends and influence people by decay1-25-03 I can't believe you abandoned me to Death's tender mercies to go pick up chicks. Well, I struck out does that make you feel better? Yes. Should I just eat your brain now, or wait for it to ripen?
Nothing can hurt me, nothing can stop- by decay1-25-03 Yes! Now to fly away from Dis and never look back! Nothing can stop me now! Plane fare? God dammit. Since you're here for a while longer, wanna put the knife down long enough to lose a few hands of poker?
