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by denslowsteven
4-30-08
1) hello sir. Please treat us as your guests.
2) Me no like guests. Me kill and eat you now.
2) NOW!
1) { sleeping } - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -3) @%$^$*$#$#%& MY EYE!

 

by denslowsteven
5-01-08
On the Island of Laestrygonians
1) We come in peace. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3) Lunch sounds good. What are you having?
2) Yah yah yah, bla bla bla. Hey, you want to stay for lunch?
Oh, did i mention the Leastrygonians were cannibles?
2) Quickly men, back to the {star} ship. [enterprise] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - *) Beem me up Mr. Scot.
1) YOU! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3) Get them boys.
Back on the ship.
1) dang it. This is the only ship that escaped. - - - - - - - 3) Yah-right. If there's one thing I learned it's that you shound never trust a man with a mustache in a pink bunny suit. - - - - - - - -
2) Come back. We're still hungry. I meen we're sorry and we want to make it up to you.

 

by denslowsteven
5-01-08
At a protest in front of the white house.
1) Look at this idiot.
2) Stop all violence every were, man.
Later on, in prison.
2) I hate hippies.
1) Why'd you do it?

 

by denslowsteven
5-05-08
On the island of Aeolia
1) Hello Odysseus. I'm Aoelus, king of the winds. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3) Everyone knows Odyseus of Ithica, veteran and hero of the Trojen war.
2) How do you know who i am?
1) Remember do not open that package. It containes all all the winds, but the favorible west wind.
2) Can't beleive I'm talking to a bee. I must be going crazzy.
After sailing for weeks on end and finally seeing the shores of home, the crew desides to open the package while Odysseus was sleeping. As a result they get blown back out to see.
1) Sorry Odysseus. We shouldn't have opened the package.
2) Your darn right you shouldn't have. I'd cut you limb from limb, if you weren't already a floating head.

 

by denslowsteven
5-06-08
You've seen them before. You see them every time you make a new comic. Their Jenny and Sally.
1) Sally, how come no one ever uses us?
2) I dont know Jenny.
- - 1) Maby they're racist. - - - - - - - - - - - - 3) Maby they're sexist. - - - - - - - - - - - - 5) I might be going out on a limb here, but maby we just dont fit the role for what they're doing.
- - 2) Or discrimitory against short people. - - - - - - - - - - - - 4) Maby they hate people who wear dark green. - - - - 6) Maby Jenny, just maby.

 

by denslowsteven
5-06-08
While walking with his son ,Telemachus, Odysseus sees his old dog Argus.
What a fine dog.
It's my master, Odysseus.
I can't belive it's really Argus.
Now I can die in peace.
It looks like he died.
{dead}

 

by denslowsteven
5-06-08
Athena tells Odysseus it is time to reveal himself to his son.
Hi Telmachus.
Um, who are you exactly.
1) Telmachus, I am your fasha.
You can not possibly be my father. This is a trick from the gods. no man of woman born could shape shift like that.
1) Oh, that. That is Athena's doing. Now lets go kill some suitors!
2) Yah!

 

by denslowsteven
5-07-08
At Odysseus's house.
1) Prepare to meet your maker, Bunny.
2) I was going to say the same thing. Hey, after I kill you I'm going to cut you foot off and use it as a lucky charm.
After 3. 1-2-3-DRAW
I won!
OUCH! That HURT. Looks like i'm going to die now.
Later, after Odysseus and Telemachus kill all of the suitors and Odysseus changes into something nicer.
After 20 years it sure is good to sleep in my own bed. 3) It's a long story son.
2) It's nice to have you back Dad, but why are caring around that guys foot?

 

by denslowsteven
5-07-08
Odysseus travels through the under world.
Hey if it isn't Elpenor. I didn't even realise you were dead.
Thats ok. Actualy I fell of a roof and broke my neck. All I ask is that you would please go back and bury me.
1) Hi Mom. How did you die.
2) I took my own life waiting for you.
1) Are you Tiresias.
2) Yes, I am he. You must be Odysseus. You come seeking answers. Well here they are. ......... Good bye now Odysseus good luck with your journey.

 

by denslowsteven
5-07-08
On the island of the cyclops.
1) hello sir. Please treat us as your guests.
2) Me no like guests. Me kill and eat you now.
2) NOW!
1) { sleeping } - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- 3) @%$^$*$#$#%& MY EYE!
I'll get you Nohbody! Father Posidon avenge me!
Next time we take the loot and run.

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