All comics by diedougdie

 

doug sucks! by diedougdie 5-21-03
doug sucks! doug sucks! doug sucks!	doug sucks! doug sucks! doug sucks!	doug sucks! doug sucks! so does mommyanddaddy & kon!

 

1) Thou shalt have no gods before me by diedougdie 5-24-03
Super Jesus: 0 Come on, who loves ya? Remember that thing I did with the fish? Those were good times, right?	Man, I'm so conflicted. Without Jesus, we wouldn't have, like, the world and life and junk... but without Brad we wouldn't have Stripcreator! I can't decide! Dude, and you even cut the crusts off! Sorry, Super Jesus!	Super Brad: 1 Dude...... I MADE Stripcreator. 'Nuff said. I also brought you this sandwich!

 

2) You shalt not make blah blah idol blah blah heaven by diedougdie 5-24-03
God was alot of things, one thing he All Hail Mighty Chair! All Hail Mighty Chair!	wasn't was a very good story teller. All Hail Mighty Chair! [Doug] Finally, some recognition...	Anyone actually READ the Bible? LOL! All Hail Mighty Chair All Hail Mighty Chair!

 

Thou shalt not misuse the Goddamn name of the Lord your God! by diedougdie 5-24-03
Gabe: 0 Goddamnit, they cancelled Futurama! Jesus Christ those exec's at FOX are numbskulls! Hey, watch watch your mouth! Haven't you ever read the 10 commandments?	Jesus Christ! Get off my case, alright? I don't give a good goddamn about you or your goddamn 10 commandments! That's it!	Super Jesus: 1 Goddamn you! Some people never learn...

 

I am so smart! S M R T! by diedougdie 5-24-03
	Ignore that last comic. I'm an idiot.	Oh, and doug sucks! Fuck you Doug!

 

3) Thou shalt not misuse the Goddamn name of the Lord by diedougdie 5-24-03
Gabe: 0 Goddamnit, they cancelled Futurama! Jesus Christ those exec's at FOX are numbskulls! Hey, watch watch your mouth! Haven't you ever read the 10 commandments?	Jesus Christ! Get off my case, alright? I don't give a good goddamn about you or your goddamn 10 commandments! That's it!	Super Jesus: 1 Goddamn you! Some people never learn...

 

4) Remember the Sabbath day and something something by diedougdie 5-24-03
Super Jesus: 0 I'm going to church, baby. I'll be back in a few hours. Ok, honey, love you! Man, just another 3 hours of staring at John Madden's third chin and it's SUPER BOWL time, baby!	Dude, I am so drunk. I think need to do another line! What the fuck is church?	John Madden: 1 What the fuck is church? And now for a word from our sponsor, BEER!

 

4) Honor thy Father & thy Mother by diedougdie 5-24-03
U.S. / Coalition Forces: 0 Now, Osama, how many times have I told you, no explosives in the house? Oh buzz off, Mom, I need to get this done tonight!	Hey, young man! I won't be spoken to like that in my own cave! Damnit, look what you made me do! You made me drop the -	Unwashed Arabs hiding in caves: 1

 

5) Thou shalt not murder (but killing's still cool) by diedougdie 5-24-03
But.... you can't! I mean, read the title! Oh, that. Pffft.	Murder By Death was a great movie.... Luckily for me I'm an atheist!	I'm also a Republican!! >8=3D

 

6) Thou shalt not commit adultery by diedougdie 5-24-03
Last time on La Blue Girl: No! Not the hentai tentacle again! I've still got stitches from the last time! h@h@h@h@! 1t 15 i, 3vi1 3vi1 h3nt@i t3nt@c13!	But I thought you were married? *sniffle* I was but, she left me for someone else. He was the lead singer of a famous Octopus Band that came through town a few months ago. Now I'm all alone...	Ahhh, that hits the spot...

 

7) Thou shalt not steal by diedougdie 5-24-03
diedougedie: 0 So I says, "Well, Doug ain't gonna get banned by himself!" Ha ha!		Everyone who avoided this joke: 1 What the fuck are you talking about?

 

8) Thou shalt not falsely narc on thy neighbor by diedougdie 5-24-03
C-c-can I help you, occifer? Uh, yeah, we got a call about a raving lunatic running around the street with no pants on...	Uh-oh The description we got was a white male approx. 5'8", brown hair, eyes, mustache, glasses. You wouldn't happen to know anyone like that, would you?	Yeah! Um... that sounds an awful lot like my neighbor, Kajun! He lives right across the street! Much 'bliged, sir!

 

9) Who's house? Run's House! by diedougdie 5-24-03
Damnit.... I want that house!	Two houses, both bereft of dignity...	Damnit.... I want that house!

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