All comics by draythen1

 

by draythen1
11-15-02
Magic stick = dick, retards
Hi, little girl, wanna see my magic stick???
Damn skippy I do...
Read the shit below, morons
Ok, get ready, here it comes
Hehe, I'm gonna bite it....'cause I'm a goat
Worthless junk
HAHA, now suck it!!!!
I hate my life...and where am I???

 

by draythen1
11-18-02
The Eraser War of 1812
I will erase you
You can't erase me, whore, I'm a demon.
This is kinda like the last panel, eh?
Fuck you, demon boy, I'm an EVIL pencil of DOOM. So I'm better than you.
Bah, I'll show you who's the most evil thingie around here....
The most retarded thing ever. Other than Kryp.
Ow, fucking ow.
HAHA, fool, I'm a G demon. Damn skippy, yo, foolz. I'm 1337 and shit.

 

by draythen1
11-18-02
Cock jokes are cool
You know, I'm holding my cock right now. See? I ripped it off.
Really? So am I.
This is where I use the word dick instead of cock
So you wanna do my cock? It's right here....
Wait a sec, that's not your dick, it's your hand....
This is a panel where I would've added more, but I only have the three panels.
Yeah, so are we gonna screw or what? Because I'm pretty horny for a dead guy...
I'm ignoring you now. And why are you in my bedroom?

 

by draythen1
11-19-02
In this comic, I'm a loser. Episode 1
I'm darc and I'm a loser...
Hi, I'm Rei, and I'm here to remind darc that he's a virgin loser. Check this out....
Gratuitous panty shot scene...
Hey, baby. You're kinda cute.
Of course, I'm a 14 year old anime girl. Quick, PANTY SHOT!!!!
Check back next episode where darc goes to his bedroom.
Man, she gave me a woody the size of a Canadian province...
Yeah, now do me baby!!! Wait, I'm not real, HAHAHAHA, you're so pathetic.

 

by draythen1
11-19-02
Here's my bedroom:
Ah, my bedroom....where the bed is stained with come. Just like Rancor's hair Yep, now I can masterbate.
This is just sad...
Let's see, I need something to fantasize about....hmmm.....how about a penguin in a dress with a pointy black dildo? Yeah, that'll do it.
Hey, baby...
Oh, yeah. Do me do me do me....Swallow my dick like it was the last fish in the ocean.
Yeah, you like your balls pecked, don't ya??

 

by draythen1
11-19-02
A child is born
Man, I had a wicked dream last night about this penguin...
Hi, dad.
Plot Twist!!! Spooked yet?
Holy fuck, who the hell are you?
I'm your kid, dumbass. This is what you get when you fuck a penguin without protection!!!
Dammit. Well, you wanna go to the circus?
Nah, I think I'm going to go jerk off. I am YOUR kid after all....

 

by draythen1
11-19-02
Ah, here we are at the circus. Just me and my boy. This oughta' be fun.
I'm going to feed my dad to a lion. This oughta' be fun.
Well, son, you wanna go look at the monkeys or elephants?
Nah, lets split up. I hate you after all.
That's one mean kid, huh?
Oh, ok...I guess I'll go look at the monkeys by myself then. *sniff*
Yeah, you would since you wana fuck them all up the ass you lame wad.

 

by draythen1
11-20-02
What's goin' on with darc....
Hey, clown, you're kinda cute in a fat and ugly sorta way....
I'm not fat, it's just my boobs...
Meanwhile....
Hey, little girl, you look pretty underage, wana go to my place and ride my tail?
Ok, I love cock.
And back to darc:
Wait a sec, what' that in your pants?
My penis....wait, I mean nothing!!! Nothing's in my pants!!!!

 

by draythen1
11-21-02
The dad and sone meet back up
So, sone how was your time at the circus?
Pretty fucking good, I got laid.
See next panel:
Really? Me too....say, does you ass hurt? Mine sure does.
Probably because you got fucked up the ass by a montrous cock.
This is in darc's head....he's remembering.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, my ass..
Thanks sweety, that was the best sex ever.

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