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A Day In The Life Of Ethereal Bligh: Public Douchebag #1 by dreamghost 3-03-05
Outside the White House WE DEMEND THAT PRESIDENT BUSH LISTENS TO OUR FEMINIST CAUSES! NO VAGINAL BLOOD FOR OIL! Speaking of Vaginas. This TWIT has some sand in his! Damn Longhairs making me miss my rasslin'	At Work Spitting in Father Atkins hamburger will never make up for all the the times he raped me in the ass. But i sure do like the feel of his cock in my mouth. Why Hello! Keith Your looking well.	Aboard Gods Bitching Space Ship... Blah Blah... And so that is how i invented the RPC... BLAH BLAH Wow what a douchebag, i really out did myself this time. i wish he would shutup though...

 

Magnolia 2 by dreamghost 3-03-05
INSIDE THE HIDDEN KIDDIE PR0N DUNGEON AT NEVERLAND RANCH BBZZZRGHH BLOOP CAN NOT ERASE C:\KIDDIEPR0N Oh Shit	Meanwhile... N3v4r L4nD B3 h4x y0! Qu1ck3n F4m1ly L4wy3r b3 s3nd1ng 4 C1v1L su1t Summ0ns uP 0n h1s 4sS w00t!	Meanwhile In Hell... So Satan did you catch the last episode of NYPD Blue? Naw, Kurt Cobain... i was too busy framing Michael Jackson for Child Molestation.

 

Million Dollar Baby by dreamghost 3-04-05
IN THE VIP ROOM OF HELLS OSCAR PARTY Yeah... I hit that shit. Catherine Bach moaned my name... I was like say it bitch say UNCLE JESSIE! Man can the bullshit. I bet she never even talked to you when the cameras were not rolling. you ol' scuzz ball	Aw Kurt, dawg that hurts. But yeah you see she was our Beard. The real hot shit is when i tag teamed Bo & Luke Duke. "I was hey boys jump on here in this General Lee" as i wiggled my ass. Oh man... I dont doubt your a fruit. but you and me both know that those guys dont swing that way. My guess is you and Boss Hog were rolling around in the hay..?	Damn are you a psychic Kurt... You just went all Miss Cleo on my ass. Well a man gets lonely Kurt... A man gets lonely. ...But...Boss Hogg?

 

Doohickie at SXSW by dreamghost 3-04-05
SXSW 2005 at the MoBlogging Expo Yo Anil what is up, my brotha? Im Kottke.org Micropatron...	Ol' Chap i must say paying Kottke 30£ is quite refreshing... hear hear it's like paying for Alexander Pope's translation of Homer in the 1720's I'll spoon with you Tom Coates... Grrrr	Hi my name is danah boyd. Not Danah Boyd. Capitalization of my name is like being raped by six black men.... I.... Let me guess your sucked Jason Kottkes dick too?

 

BEST OF THE WEB by dreamghost 3-05-05
Anil Dash on the Blue Standardized movie ticket pricing. Why must we pay the same price for an Uwe Boll movie and a Martin Scorsese film? Economic professor Tyler Cowen explores the reasons that movies... Try Moveable Type 3.0! Contact Me for a special deal on a multiple blogs package...	Anil Dash on the Grey Engadget, Memepool, and Boing Boing, respectively. These are not minor blogs. Boing Boing got 3 million hits yesterday. I already saw this stuff on the blogs and on delicious; can we stick to fresh... Typepad is the best! E-Mail me for sales info!	Anil Dash on the Green On eBay sometimes they list products as extremely cheap because you are paying for "information" to get free products (e.g. a laptop or ipod for 5 cents). Are these things ever legit? Wordpress is used by the Nazis. Are you a nazi? e-mail me for prices on moveable type 3.0...

 

Renaissance Man by dreamghost 3-08-05
Online... you just gotta be in the right place at the right time. it's quite a talent, you know. Oh, Quonsar, I love how you and Michael deny...	At Work... ...that being able to communicate with others and... Hey Dip Shit I said Coke not Dr Pepper! Matt Haughey dont be drinking no Dr Pepper, Beotch!	Or at Play, Anil Dash is truely A... ...recognize opportunity is a talent. Teach me! Teach me! Come this way, Master Kottke is awaiting you, tee hee

 

WWF - BURNING QUESTIONS... by dreamghost 6-04-05
Outside the Detroit Microtel off I-75 Hey I Know You... Slick Rick Right? Otay! Why Hello Dere...	Hey, Can I Ask You... For An Autograph... Sure!	Well No, I Was Going To Ask You How Big One Man Gangs Wang Is? You Managed That Beast, I Bet His Ham Was HUGE!!! ... uh ... umm ... I Gotta Get A Move On Now.

 

Meg Ryan... AmeriKKKa's Sweetheart by dreamghost 6-04-05
Dear Lord A Negro. Will He Savagely Rape My Smooth Silky White Body... Excuse Me Mam'. Can You Give Me To Directions To Ch...	Oh CHURCHES CHICKEN, I forgot how your people love them some fried chicken, you take... WTF!!*@*@ LADY I JUST WANTED DIRECTIONS TO CHUCKEE CHEESES???	How Dare He Talk So Uppity To Me. I used to FUCK RUSSEL CROWE! Wow who knew Meg Ryan was such a racist?

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