Substandard #2

Author: drmomentum

Date: January 14, 2003

by drmomentum
1-14-03
...somewhere in a comfy silo.
The President today said he deplored the taking of innocent lives.
Holy cow! Martha, I might not be going to Iraq after all...
In other news, UN Weapons inspectors have found no smoking gun in their search for Hussein's weapons of mass destruction. Mr. Bush has not provided proof that would lead them to alleged weapons.
This gets better and better!
Meanwhile, the US Economy is still tanking.
Martha, pack my bags.