Substandard #4 : The Evening Muse

Author: drmomentum

Date: January 15, 2003

by drmomentum
1-15-03
Tought times strike entertainers of the clowning persuasion...
*CLICK!* Next up, the SciFi channel's most cost-effective program. "Fake Dead Relative Chat"
I struggle to amuse an increasingly jaded audience.
*CLICK!* Next on FOX, "Joe I-Promise-I-Don't-Have-A-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease" where a man tries to convince 20 women... *CLICK!*
Television has bombarded people with absurdity. Some channels are much worse than others.
*CLICK!* "Mr. Fleischer, When the president met with Saudi Prince Bandar, why was there no press coverage?" ... "Because I said so."
DAMN YOU, CNN !!!!