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by dron55
7-27-06
<+CSonicGo> I give up trying to get giest in
<+CSonicGo> he's so fucking stubborn sometimes
<+CSonicGo> then again, the shit he's been through
<+CSonicGo> I swear to fucking god<+ CSonicGo> but if you guys pick on him
<+CSonicGo> I swear to fucking god
<+CSonicGo> I will kill you in your sleep

 

by dron55
7-27-06
the previous comic was csonicgo talking
MY FACE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FACE?!
I HAVE COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AFTER KILLING 700 CANADIANS AND SPONTANEUSLY COMBUSTING! WITNESS ME IN PALM TREE FORM!
BUT YOU'RE A CHRISTMAS TREE, THE PLAM TREE IS IN THE BACKGROUND!
..........
....hi
is there a pizza hut somewhere around here?

 

by dron55
7-27-06
i couldn't find a good pic for myself so i just made myself a demon
BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM
meow
WORSHIP ME MORTAL
meow?
that is supposed to be me disappearing into smoke
screw it
purrr

 

by dron55
7-27-06
i still couldn't find a better image for myself
dron: WORSHIP ME MORTAL
i am jesus
i was out of ideas
what just happened?
my work here is done

 

by dron55
7-27-06
based on a true story, a while ago that is
*CSonicGo (CFreeman@something.com) has joined #hehz0r*
hi
hi
/msg nickserv ghost csonicgo cfreeman
*** CSonicGo has quit IRC [Killed (Ghost command used by dron)]
that was too damn easy

 

by dron55
7-28-06
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE?!
GOVERNMENT
I AM NOT A MEANIE I AM A HUMAN BEING
orly
ONTARIO IS IN CANADA
STOP! HAMMERTIME!
MY UNCLE MAKES WAFFLEMAKERS OUT OF WAFFLES!

 

by dron55
7-28-06
hey csonicgo, you suck
you fucking backstabbing motherfucking bitch
he/she/it is supposed to have a gun
shit
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
he/she/it is still supposed to have a gun
shit, again
DRON AND ACA ARE STALKING ME

 

by dron55
7-28-06
UNCLE! UNCLE!
I HEAR YA BOB!
i have no idea what just happened but it was fucked up...... hmm, this sure doesn't look like pizza hut.
....and it isn't mcdonalds either
brains?

 

by dron55
7-28-06
absolutely no effort has been made to make this a good comic, enjoy
meow?

 

by dron55
7-28-06
*2 hours later*
yeah so, can i go now?
not unless you sell me your soul
i see no reason not to!
idiot
to be continued.....
so can i go?
yes, but...

 

by dron55
7-28-06
there's one more thing tho.
yes?
this is one seriously fucked up experience
for some reason i don't think i'm 6 feet tall anymore

 

by dron55
7-28-06
moo
damn furries
meow?

 

by dron55
7-28-06
meanwhile....
MY HAT IS A RAINBOW HAT OF EVIL
MUFFINTIME
i like pie
indeed
ROACHES ARE KINKY
EXPLOSIVE MANIFESTATIONS OF THE DIAMOND CHALICE APPEAR IN MY DREAMS BETWEEN 2 SLICES OF BREAD!

 

by dron55
7-28-06
HI WELCOME TO PIZZA HUT
HELLO OFFICER! I NEED A NEW PAIR OF SHOES
HENNESSY
where the hell is your arm d00d
dron: I AM SUCH A HAPPY D00D RIGHT NOW
quack?

 

by dron55
7-28-06
check it, it is 8 o clock in the morning
which is the earliest i have ever been up
why? because i is in da middle of da fuckin' desert

 

by dron55
7-28-06
meanwhile in #cunt....
dron: this is why you shouldn't sell your soul to the devil. even if it is to get out of hell.
ray: woh
.....
.....
i know i just used this joke a few comics back but oh well
dron: damn furries

 

by dron55
7-28-06
this could've been a good comic, but i am lazy
AUNTIE EM! AUNTIE EM! IT'S A TWISTER
SHUT THE DAMN UP!!

 

by dron55
7-28-06
and that is why doom reborn will be the best doom mod in history.
cool d00d!
the next day, in the sekrit doom reborn citadel
you know what? i am quitting doom, damn doomfags.
lol
elsewhere...
Tormentor667 - and that is why kdizd is delayed for another 9 months. don't worry it'll be released soon!
oooooooohhhhh!

 

by dron55
7-28-06
from left to right, Zandor 12, Zap610
I LIKE WAFFLES
ray make him make me a demon
Oper, Infurnus
I AM OPER! I HAVE OPER POWERS! */KILL*
WHERE IS MY FUCKING COFFEE
Viovis and Ray
HELLO SIR I LIKE FOOD
STOP! HAMMERTIME!

 

by dron55
7-28-06
dron and Ruby
meow?
*ruby rubs ray with an asian*
cvncpu and chr1z
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
CSonicGo and Jin
DRON IS STALKING ME
NOBODY LOVES ME

 

by dron55
7-29-06
why the hell did you turn me into a cat?
well you did sell your soul to me
no i didn't, i have no soul, i sold you a can of red bull.
damn you
so do i get to be a gargoyle again?
no

 

by dron55
7-29-06
knock knock
yes?
i am zimp420, the psycho postman from hell
AND THEN THE EVIL BACON DEMON OPENED THE DOOR
hi
crap

 

by dron55
7-29-06
so then the bacoman swallowed my car
you are one fucked in the head postman dude
=(
right, i'm gonna go eat some bacon now.
what did you want to eat again?
uh, kfc chicken?

 

by dron55
7-29-06
hi

 

by dron55
8-06-06
based on a true story, also i am the penguin
and thus, i am at the beach, time for fun and stuff
it's supposed to be a fatty not a drunk
omg it's a person
here in stratford we sit in restaraunts devouring everything not go swimming in the ocean you weirdo
that was pretty much everyone there, sad but true, goddamn you america
i blame bush

 

by dron55
8-12-06
this is why logging everything ever is worth it
the dron.
yeah he is quite the ass.
plotting lol
what's he plotting

 

by dron55
8-24-06
I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN
orly

 

by dron55
9-17-06
somewhere in the village of the mayors
WHERE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING MAYORHOUSE
PET NARWHAL SAVE MY EYESIGHT!
mayorhouse, actually it's a church d00d
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE
SENATE
HAPPY TUESDAY AFTERNOON
WHERE IS THE NARWHAL

 

by dron55
10-09-06
OPTIMUS PRIME IS COMING!
I AM STUCK IN A QUADRILATERAL HELP!
AND THEN IT EXPLODED
I SENSE THE PRESENCE OF PI
WHY DO I KEEP CHANGING?
and that is how the power of saturn was used to invent orange juice
I THOUGHT THE CANADIANS DID THAT

 

by dron55
10-12-06
I don't need an angry mob of people coming after me with torches and pitchforks because of something that I said 2 years ago.
hello sir
WHAT?#!@$!@$
HE FUCKING CALLED ME A HE GASDGFASF!!!!! MUST SKIN!!!!!!! I WILL SHOVE NUKES DOWN THROAT!!!!!!!!
shut up already

 

by dron55
10-12-06
<22:54:26> @ Tea >> i must make a new comic
and totally forget to make a joke?
......YES

 

by dron55
10-14-06
I AM AN ARM RANDOMLY FLOATING IN AIR
THIS CURSE WILL BE LIFTED!!! TODAY ISN'T TUESDAY BUT I WILL KILL YOU TILL YOU'RE DEAD! I MEAN MAKE YOU MILK AND COOKIES
SO HE WENT TO PIZZA HUT
HELLO CLERK! I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
I AM NOT A CLERK! I PLAY ONE ON TV THO!
MEANWHILE...
HAH! I THROW PICKLES AT YOU!
dammit.

 

by dron55
10-26-06
Chris "Destroyer" Stone 973-770-1887
But he's an imbecilic moronic idiot bastard bitch that can't shut his god damned fucking mouth from mocking me for more than 2o god damned fucking seconds
MasterOFDeath (the guy on the left lol)
I WILL KILL THE CHILDREN OF EVERYONE IN #CUNT! AND THEN EAT THEM ALIVE!!!!! ALSO DOMO-KUN SUCKS!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Infurnus (the snitchass sika)
MR. POLICEMAN! DRON WAS JAYWALKING AND MY JACK AND JILL ALIEN FRIENDS COULDN'T STOP HIM!

 

by dron55
6-20-07
WHY IS THERE NO PINK BACKGROUND? THIS IS BLASPHEMY I SAY.
Dron: Damnit I totally forgot about this Stripcreator thing.. this extreem rockstar lifestyle is too damn hard for me!
Dron: Damn gigantic ug! WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST STICK TO BEING ON IRC AND DISCUSSING THE CONNECTION BETWEEN MAGNETS AND RHOMBII ALL DAY?
Penguins are funny!
Dron: Hi.
Quack!

 

by dron55
6-21-07
AND THEN IT EXPLODED!
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
SCIENCE!

 

by dron55
6-23-07
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING GERMAN TO MY JALAPENO SUFFIX MANIFESTATION?
I AM YOU , YOU FOOL!
..Really?
No, I just made that up to get attention.
AND THEN THE BACKGROUND CHANGED FOR NO REASON (ALSO DRON GOT EATEN BY A PLOTHOLE)
DO I WIN A QUADRILATERAL?

 

by dron55
7-07-07
HEY! I'M NOT A PINK CAT!
CORRECT! YOU ARE MY PET ROCK!
WHY ARE YOU IN MY DAMN HOUSE?!
I AM HERE TO BUY A MONOCLE!
I JUST DON'T TRY ANYMORE
I'M STILL NOT PINK
IS THIS EVEN A STORE?

 

by dron55
9-23-07
Rudolph Giuliani
I was on TV on 9/11! Vote for me or 9/11! The world really began on 9/11! 9/11 saved the children! FREEDOM IS SLAVERY!
*Polite applause*
Hillary Clinton
If elected, I will ban video games because violence is horrible! ..After I nuke Iran that is!
*Polite applause*
Barack Obama
Vote for me because I am the only black person running for president!
*Polite applause*

 

by dron55
9-28-07
Damn lampshade! I must destroy it's kind forever! With a plan!
..I'VE GOT IT!
According to a recent study, lampshades cause heart problems!
It claims to be a study! It must be true! I will act after I drink some cancer-curing and cancer-causing coffee!

 

by dron55
10-09-07
Dick Cheney: OK so, here's the plan, we dirty bomb Portland and 3 other U.S. cities to stop terrorism.
How does that stop terrorists from killing innocent people again?
Well.. erm.. err.. you see.. ...WE BEAT THEM TO IT!
..I see.
Terrorism! 9/11! WMDs! Saddam! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

 

by dron55
11-02-07
Note: FOX Nois- er News is the truth, the true truth, and the only truth! If you disagree you're a dirty foreigner, terrorist, and/or liberal.
Hello and welcome to the O'Reilly Factor!
Hello. I am a random jerk who comes on here to get yelled at!
So, you hear about that school shooting? It was all an evil plot by the liberals, rappers, and gays! Also Bush is a great President, and we should nuke Iran for being UNCIVILISED!!!11111
..You make no sense Mr. O'Reilly.
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU?! I CAN YELL LOUDER THAN YOU! THEREFORE I AM RIGHT! GET OFF MY SHOW YOU FUCKWAD LIBERAL FURRY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!11141
Screw this

 

by dron55
12-06-07
Iraq in 1981
Rummy: Hey Saddam here's some WMD's, have fun!
Saddam Hussein: lol k
Decades later, in the United States..
We have new proof Iraq did 9/11, they once had WMDs! WE ONLY GAVE SADDAM THEM TO USE AS DECOR- I MEAN WHAT
Bush: Me are am agree with whatever said he! Threats are happen!
Look kids! It's large quantities of freedom being brought to Iraq! (Remember to report obscene cartoons to help spread more freedom.)

 

by dron55
12-15-07
[17:49] [CSonicGo] all you wanna do is hurt
[17:49] [CSonicGo] other people
[17:49] [CSonicGo] what kind of person are you
[17:50] [CSonicGo] I could give a fuck what you do, because You stabbed me in the back.
[17:50] [CSonicGo] yoou're not a friend. tom_D isn't your friend. soon, you'll stab HIM in the back.
[17:50] [CSonicGo] and aca also- and run back to z2 [17:50] [CSonicGo] with all your autistic friends

 

by dron55
4-16-08
Where am I?
..Do you speak?
..YOUR CHILDREN!

 

by dron55
4-16-08
WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE A BETTER ELF PICTURE?
What on Mars?
MAGNESIUM! I NEED MAGNESIUM!
Get out my house damnit.
MEANWHILE
Dron: Do you want to help me take over the world?
What? Did you say banana?

 

by dron55
11-05-08
Somewhere in the very civilised Alabama
So that stupid n****r Obama actually won.
This is horrible! It's a conspiracy with Satan. That's how someone as young as him got elected!
Yep, I reckon it's those America hating left-wingers working with Satan to destroy us.
If Bill and Hillary Clinton didn't campaign for Obama, McCain would be president!
Most of these are real things crazy Internet rednecks have said about Obama winning lol
I will never get over it and never surrender to Obama. I hope Bush declares martial law and Obama's birth certificate is found out.
That goddamn monkey. Goddamn those uncivilised Northerners, with their ability to use their brains.

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