Just a Day at Work#1 by dude123456-14-07 Umm...Hello Everyone..I'm..Bob..from..uhhh..well, I've got an important announcement. After the Boss kept bugging me about fixing those error messages.. Fix it by tomorrow or you're fired. I'm going as fast as I can, this job is very demanding! We've now fixed most of the bugs. Sadly to say, the boss doesn't know how to program, and subsequently wrecked it. *sigh* See you all again on Monday.
Just Another Day At Work #2 by dude123456-14-07 Monday, 11:0 AM Game?......Uhh. I thought I was finishing up that emoticon system that got broken last week. Oh, wait, you mean the WWII FPS WIP! Bob...the boss wants to know how the game you're working on is coming. Yeah, It's coming along pretty well. So yes, I think I'm doing pretty good on it. I've been working on it since 7 o'clock this morning. That's good, but, uh, Bob..........you were OFF today.
Something Random by dude123456-14-07 What are you doing here? I'm having fun. Uh, no, I was here first. Go away. No.
Just Another Day at Work #3 by dude123456-15-07 Of Course! I think I've got it now! Mike, are you sure you know what you're doing? You just mess with the circuitry like this..... Wait, Mike, that's...................... *sigh* The circuitboard for the entire building.
The Microsoft Blues by dude123456-21-07 Hello.I'm Bill Gates.I'm here to introduce the new Windows Vista! Later, Outside... Yes sir! Here we have an Army Technical Specialist to tell us his Vista story. Well, we were testing out the new OS.....when the it tells us: "Security Risk! Windows Vista detected! Bash MS?Y/N My wallet suddenly feels lighter......
Xbox Live by dude123456-21-07 Must....own...n00bs! Hey...ummm.....Mike...are you okay? 24..hours..straight..Xbox Live....reverting...to...1337!Lolz im gonna pwn u n00bs lol!111111!!11!mwahahaaha lol rofl! u h4x0r u cant do that! im gonna own u just wait n00b! Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay................. One week later. What happened to you? My subscription expired!
Copz by dude123456-22-07 So, you guys just found him like that... Yeah. What are you doing? Investigating.
Doc? by dude123456-22-07 Doctor..how is he doing? Oh..just fine! We started with an injection... Mmm....good sandwich... Don't worry! It will only hurt a lot and put you on 75% disability for a week! But when we tried surgery...he got up and ran! Fast recovery, eh? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Okay, that didn't work, we need to operate!