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Once upon a time, I meet a 20 year-old (half my age, I should add) on Match.com who only wants to come over and screw me on weekends...
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| That was good fucky-fucky! See you next week! | |
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But, then I get to liking her, and try to make her my girlfriend. So, I leave her multiple messages during the week, and do a slow burn as I wait by the phone for her to call me back...
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| Ring, motherfucker! RING!! | |
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And, wait... And, wait... And, wait...
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