Groovy! - Axe Blades Don't Make Good Tampons

Author: edoggydog

Date: April 23, 2006

by edoggydog
4-23-06
So there I was, alone in a dark alley, when out of nowhere appeared a six-foot, killer rabbit with an axe!
Groovy!
"So, using the karate I learned in the police academy, I reared back to give him a round-house kick to the face..."
Hiiiiiiiiiiii-YA!!
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"...not realizing I was just starting a particularily heavy menstruation cycle!"
YECCCCHHH!!