Groovy! - More Stupid Thoughts from My Fucking Cat

Author: edoggydog

Date: May 17, 2010

by edoggydog
5-17-10
I once read in a self-help book that "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade." How is that motivational?
I hate the sour taste of lemonade... It makes me pucker up tighter than a nun's asshole!
Following that logic... If life gives me shit, then should I make a shit sandwich?