He's Got Soul (Intermission)

Author: filiaprefect

Date: August 28, 2002

by filiaprefect
8-28-02
Meanwhile, back in Sunnydale...
I walk into this bar looking for action, right? I see Chancy here, a short dopey guy, I figure he won't mind that tattoo of Dick Clark on my ass...
Riiight.
So I go over and give him the lookover routine, start talkin' bout the stocks and whatnot. And we go back to his place and he says...
Does she ever stop frigging talking?
..."Look, sweetheart, I'm sorry your cat got run over when you were three, but I'm a vamp and I'm gonna have to kill ya now."
How sweet.