FTC 68: What to do when a pun flies high

Author: flipynif1

Date: July 26, 2005

by flipynif1
7-26-05
I could explain to you about chemical reactions of hydrocarbons to lunchmeat, but it a bunch of bologna.
You son of a BIIIIITCH!!!!! It's not Bologna it's REAL LIFE!! THIS IS REAL!! LIKE VIDEO GAMES!
Uh, I was trying to be funny, Hey wanna stick this knife up your cunt?
Let me review my Polish sex manual: In, Out, repeat if neccesary. Sure.
The next day....
Uh, I was trying to be funny, Hey wanna stick these flowers up your dickhole?
YES!!!