FTC 73: Soups on!

Author: flipynif1

Date: September 29, 2005

by flipynif1
9-29-05
Hey, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Oh, that's not a fly, sir.
Then what is it?
An Earwig.
That's PROPOSTOROUS! I demand to see the manager immediatly! This is the worst service I have EVER experienced!
I'm sorry sir but the Dung Beetles are on backorder.