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by freakinchains
5-07-01
fffooocusss...
what the fuck are you doing?
stepping out of the closet...
Suckin' a cock bitch, lemme alone!
Oh..well I was just checkin...what..you're gay?
WHAT?...um...kk..
I'm leaving for wyoming.

 

by freakinchains
5-07-01
fucker.
bitch.
wanna have foot sex?
k.
OH MY GOSH!!!! EEEEWWWWWWW!!! how do they do that?
you're too young to know...

 

by freakinchains
5-07-01
Yo.
...
pchkpchk pow pow yo yo yo
dickhead.
whatchoo call moi?
...

 

by freakinchains
5-07-01
You know you love me. Give me some of your nuts.
¿Dónde está el cuarto de baño?
I bet your nuts are nice and shiny...
Necesito ir gravemente!
Lick my ass!!!
¿Usted desea algunas tuercas?

 

by freakinchains
5-07-01
Want a piece of my fat cock?

 

by freakinchains
5-07-01
Ahhh! I can't see it! I shall cut it off and observe it in my very own palm!
...Bad Idea.
AOOORRGHHH!!!! The PAIN is overwhelming!
...umm...
7 Weeks later...
Life without a cock is so sorrowful...I shall slit my wrists and leave this dickless world!
yeah...i'm backin' away verrry slooowly now...

 

by freakinchains
5-07-01
does it look like i'm riding a horse?
From the reader's point of view...kinda looks like it, but you know I know what you're doing from here...
You just gave it away!!!
SO?
bye..
hey! what happened to my hair? it's braided now!

 

by freakinchains
5-07-01
Don't look at me like that....
Why?
YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME!
What? Something's wrong with the internal hydroxel capacitor valve?

 

by freakinchains
5-07-01
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by freakinchains
5-07-01
Boo.
And you are...?
Let me ponder this thought...
...
No el recorrer..., cosa flotante del fantasma a partir de últimos años no pensó alrededor hoy
FREEEAAAAKKKKK...

 

by freakinchains
5-07-01
The beginning of a friendly game of wall ball...
Let's play Butt's Up!
BUTT'S UP?!?!
Yep! You don't know what it is? Take a guess..
Umm...some type of anal sex maneuver?
You're hopeless.
heh heh heh....

 

by freakinchains
5-07-01
Beatnic John decides to cleanse Gaybunny's soul.
I'm here to help you see the light...
...
Watching porn with other guys in the room is gay.
I'm not gay.
Gaybunny is lying.
LIIIEEESSSSS!!!!
...

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
...And that is why I'm leaving you... --Mary
...mmm...
This can't be happening...i've got to end my life to stop the madness!
...
..ahh....whyyyy....
You should've read my shirt, dude.

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
AAACHHOOOO!!

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
Yo.
Hmm...
Wassup, yo? pchk pchk pow pow yo yo yo, boomshakalaka!
You stupid piece of shit!
Whutchyew call moy? You all up in mah hizzy? You messin' with mah grill?
I'm leaving for wyoming again...

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
How's the hydroxel valve?
Just fine..
How about your ventral external sexual reproductive organ?
Hard as a steel bar!
C'mere..
...

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
MUUUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Word.

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
Fgljsdghljdfgahgjsal!!!
what?
You heard me!
...umm
That's right.
Okay then..

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
.......
How come you're always either sitting, or standing looking like you're being chased by a mad zombie?
What?
Nevermind.
Okay...
...

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
Jill the Pyro
Hah.
Heeh.
Hoh.

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
Shakin' yo groove thang?

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
I'm going to get the 15000'th comic
This is what, 14545?
Yep...
Long way to go...
Shut up you pesimistic bitch!
Just statin' the facts...

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
AOORGH! I COULDN'T EVEN HAVE 14545!!!
That's life...
my prophecy is we'll get 14550 ffor this one..
That's what you think...
I'm scouting the board 'til someone makes 14549..
...

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
Muahaha!
So...how's business going?
I got 14550!!! BUAHAHA!!
Nice...
10 bucks says I got 14553 this time!
BRRRIIIINNGGG ITTTT ONN!!!!!

 

by freakinchains
5-08-01
I'm the MASTER dammit! PAY ME MY 10 BUCKS, WENCH!
kk...*shifts over the lincolns*
I wanted a straight 10, but, oh well..
bet ya 20 this next one won't be number 4
YOOUUU'RREEE ONNN!!!
heh heh...

 

by freakinchains
5-09-01
Heh...you're squeezing your thing.
This ain't a thing.
Oh.
Yeah.
whassat?
I think it's crack, want some?

 

by freakinchains
5-09-01
Ianna's going on a rampage..
Whyfor?
...Says here she's going to murder monkeys and eat them for breakfast until she gets revenge...someone deleted her..
Strange...
Well, what can I say? She's gay!
Yep..

 

by freakinchains
5-09-01
Squeek.
A squirrel..how cute.
*squeek*bitch*squeek*
you vulgar little demon!
Show me you love me.
Wyoming? I think yes.

 

by freakinchains
8-07-01
Later, in Wyoming...
Ahh...home sweet home.
BOO!
...Problems never cease to pour from my proverbial raincloud...
Oregon...

 

by freakinchains
2-24-02
..hee
what?
MGGGGGGGGG ahhhhhhhh orgasm
...
wee

 

by freakinchains
2-24-02
*eats food*

 

by freakinchains
2-25-02
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by freakinchains
3-12-02
*clap clap*
*clap clap*
*clap clap*

 

by freakinchains
3-07-03
at 7:37 AM the city of Stroudsburg gets destroyed by an earthquake.
Stupid Earthquakes. It was those P-Waves i tell you.
No you idiot P waves are the weakest waves it was S and L waves that detroyed our beloved city.
look. we are getting saved. sweet.
It's weird the epicenter was 5 miles from here but we still got hurt so bad.
RAR. WAZZAJAJAJAHAH?!
the reason for the earthquake was because our city was right near a fault line. whoa.

 

by freakinchains
3-07-03
at 7:37 AM the city of Stroudsburg gets destroyed by an earthquake.
Stupid Earthquakes. It was those P-Waves i tell you.
No you idiot P waves are the weakest waves it was S and L waves that detroyed our beloved city.
look. we are getting saved. sweet.
It's weird the epicenter was 5 miles from here but we still got hurt so bad.
RAR. WAZZAJAJAJAHAH?!
the reason for the earthquake was because our city was right near a fault line. whoa.

 

by freakinchains
3-07-03
at 7:37 AM the city of Stroudburg gets destroyed by an earthquake
those stupid P waves. they ruined everything
No they don't you fool. P waves are too weak to destroy anything it was the S and L waves that whacked up our town.
hey were getting saved sweet
It's weird the epicenter was 5 miles away from here but we still got hurt so bad from it.
RAR. WAZZAJAJAJAHAHA?!?!
the reason for the eathquake was because our city was right near a fault line. whoa.

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