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by fukkup
7-22-02
she thinks he's listening
and i was so "OH MY GOD"and she was like.....
nice tits
silly cow
...i wonder if she found out abot that...
is she still babling on?
oh shit!
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME JIMMY!?!
what?

 

by fukkup
7-22-02
Dave is happy in the park, when all of a sudden, Will "The Fukking Grunger" (who Dave's girlfriend fancies) walks over to him
you're girlfriend likes me
wow is me
And Will goes on....
she's fit
there's a difference between you and men though, i think i love her
"I hate punk, but i love punk rock" says wil...........gimp.
she text me from your house you know
nice

 

by fukkup
7-22-02
Will is starting to annoy dave
and she was with me today in Chester
can we please drop it now?
and he carry's on...
she'll probably dump you for me you know.
I MEAN IT!!
and he paid.
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
bastard

 

by fukkup
7-22-02
Will has been damned to hell for medling with Dave's girlfriend
WOW!! What just happened? Where am I?
and he spot's an idol......
OH MY STATE LOOK!!
and is suddenly erect
hey kid
IT'S KURT COBAIN!! drool, drool.

 

by fukkup
7-22-02
Meanwhile back on Earth, Dave's rage has gone o ver the top!!
come Buttnugget
why did he have to give me a name like "Buttnugget"?
the only thing that can save us now, is if Rebecca comes back to Dave!
we must conquer the world and destroy everything in our path!!
will she?
MMMWWHAAHAHAA!!
i dunno why he bothers.

 

by fukkup
7-22-02
whilst the evil Dave and his not-so evil ego buttnugget were out destroying the world, they were side tracked...
TAKE THAT BITCH!!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
BY AN OLD EVIL CLASSMATE WHO ONCE WORKED WITH HIM IN WORLD DOMINATION!!!
hey, what are you doing here?
taking over the world, what does it look like you knob!!
OH NO!! WHO WILL SAVE US NOW!?!
LET US RE-UNITE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD...TOGETHER!!!
MMWHHAHAH!!

 

by fukkup
7-22-02
everything looks bad at the battle in deep space!
captain, our defence fields are down, and we've lost four of our main engines, we must retriet now!!
captain?
DAMN IT BOY CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO HAVE A WANK HERE!!!!

 

by fukkup
7-22-02
hhhhhhmmmmmmm.
i know
much better

 

by fukkup
7-22-02
in the battle against Aliens in Deep Sapce......
what have i told you general!?!
AN ALIEN APPEARS!!
aaaaahhhhh!!!
need any help with that?
please

 

by fukkup
7-22-02
all is quiet as the fukkup is trying to sleep....
what the?
i'm goin for inly $8 if you wanna remember this night for the rest of your life.
i've seen enough now!
?

 

by fukkup
7-22-02
It seems that Dave and Dan have conquered the Earth!!
YES!! THE WORLD IS OURS!!!!
MWAHHHAHAHAH
could it be?
OH NO YOU DON'T!!
UH-OH, CAPTAIN ASSWHIPE IS HERE!!
IT SEEMS THAT OUR HERO, CAPTAIN ASSWHIPE HAS SAVED THE DAY!!
that's right bitch
HEAD FOR THE HILLS DAVE!!

 

by fukkup
7-23-02
A month has now passed, and everything is as right as it were before
those bastards didn't even give us any of the credit, WE are the alter ego's, WE did half the work too u know!!
are you even listening to me?
.......dickhead!

 

by fukkup
7-25-02
i need porn chris, I NEED PORN!!
?
PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN...
i've never seen him in such a state before
at this point, Dave is in such a state that he's in a world of his own.
erm, wait there a minute Dave and i'll ring Charlotte Morgan.

 

by fukkup
7-25-02
(10 minutes later) Charlotte Morgan, and her friend Racheal No-Pantski have arrived at Dave's house
YES, FINALLY, MY TIME HAS COME, DAVE WANTS ME!!
dduuuuhhhh, i'm blonde.
NOW YOU COME HERE AND GIVE CHARLOTTE A BIG KISSY!!
OH GOD NO!!!!
and she just doesn't get the hint.
OH I SEE, WANT TO PLAY GAME'S DO WE BIG BOY?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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