Fatherly Wisdom

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 18, 2007

by gabe_billings
3-18-07
All right kiddo, let's head out. Don't forget your helmet.
Are you going to wear one too, Dad?
Don't be silly, son. Helmets are for fags. And kids. Say, while I'm doling out fatherly advice, you should know that marriage is sacred.
So why were you boning your secretary and Mrs. Jones from down the street?
Well those only lasted a few months, and Daddy had his fingers crossed while he was gettin' busy, so technically those didn't count.