CC 355: They're Always After Me Lucky Charms

Author: gabe_billings

Date: May 22, 2007

by gabe_billings
5-22-07
So you said this was some kind of industrial accident?
Simmons fell into the Lucky Charms mixing vat and got kinda chewed up along with the rest of the dough.
That doesn't sound too pretty.
We pulled out a big wad that we think has most of him. A chunk of his left leg might have slipped through to packaging, though.
I'm never eating cereal again.