All comics by gazthatch

 

by gazthatch
12-04-03
Grey Squirrel was a swine for showing his arsehole to the inaminate...
can anyone smell brown?
Soon enough, he got ahead of himself and began taunting fictional saviours...
Forgive him lord, for he is a cockpipe.
This time he'd fucked with the wrong messiah.
sgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

by gazthatch
12-04-03
Emo Ken was having a crisis.
Me and Amy just broke up...
squeak.
Poor Emo Ken, he couldn't make any sense of it.
She says she doesn't know what she wants, but she knows that this isn't it...
squeak.
Ken couldn't help but to blame himself...
i think it's 'cos I got too close, too soon...
it's cos you're a cunt, mate.

 

by gazthatch
12-04-03
I've really not thought this through.
It seems he's run completely out of ideas.
mmm.
Clutching at straws now...
this just doesn't make any sense.
nope.
eventually...
burp.

 

by gazthatch
12-04-03
Would you like to show her something big?
Are you sure she's ready for this?
Incredible Airline Offer
Warren, The best dates posible.
I think she'll be impressed.
Incredible Airline Deal.
Get your keyboard sticky.
Excellent Airline Value
Think she can manage this one?

 

by gazthatch
12-04-03
I say, haven't we met before?
ooo.
I'm sure our paths have crossed, young fellow.
ooo.
perhaps not. It's funny, I would have sworn this isn't the first time I'd seen you.
you know you want it.

 

by gazthatch
12-04-03
I Can't Make Love to You Anymore.
Free!
I'll Never Let You Go.
Cartoon Sky.
Mobile Shack.
Budgie Jacket.

 

by gazthatch
12-05-03
The Start.
Where is nudeycat? I wanted to base a cartoon around her.
They won't let Rob upload her. I think it's probably the boobies and the quim they find offensive.
The Middle.
So what sort of thing do they accept as submissions?
this.
The End.
But that's shit.
I know. So am I.

 

by gazthatch
12-05-03
Gaylords listen up!
JENNIFER LOPEZ' SHAVEN TWAT! love dave
jo sons of bitches! im back, and fucking...
Another reason not to trust Daniel with anything.
Hi there. Can you give me a shout when you a chance. I want to get hold of some music. thanx. Dougie.
THIS IS DAAAAAAVE.
souncheck times, Dec 20th.
I really like your band.
ooops, I done a Gary.

 

by gazthatch
12-05-03
i can't believe he's actually giving proper consideration to the backgrounds, under the circumstances.
he's all out of fresh ideas again, isn't he?
It would seem so. It doesn't take long, does it?
although, realistically he should have used this in the santa one, not the snow scene. still, he's not so bothered that he can be arsed to swap them around.
although he's found a way to potentially make it look like someone's farted.
yes. but he can't find a character that's tall enough and standing in the right place, can he?
none of his friends have yet pointed out that all of his strips end with the apocalypse background.
no. he can't.
burp.

 

by gazthatch
12-05-03
ParisHiltonCaught0nTape.
ParisHiltonX-RatedTape.
swinging Paris.
ViewTheTape 0fParisInside.
y0urChance to SeeParis.
ViewP.HiltonSuckingC0CK.
P.HiltonGettingDirty.
WatchWhatParisCanDoWithAC0CK.
Plane Tickets.

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