One of the first signs of the Apocolypse is stuff exploding

Author: gent

Date: December 22, 2005

by gent
12-22-05
I'm-a fixin' you-a fine-a meal, and i'm-a gonna finish off the meal-a with a dash, then a a-a, like all-a my words-a
maybe you could have left me something good to say. like "grout" or "cramp" or whatever, dog
let's simplify this a little. we don't need to cram everything into everything else, ok? things need to breathe.
EXCEPT FOR THOSE 6 MINUTES WHEN YOU HAD YOUR UMBILICAL CORD AROUND YOUR NECK
Fine. i'll go make these biscuits for someone who deserves them (you cant hear this bit, it's in brackets)
i think they're pronounced "biscuits" in this country, Mister "I have my surname in quotation marks"