All comics by ginarisner

 

by ginarisner
11-11-09
We finally cleaned up public housing in this town.
We couldn't do it, but God did.
I think we have a clean sheet to start again.
And with that sheet we have some very big opportunities.
Now we can level the public housing projects and replace them with condos.
Don't you just love natural disasters? It's money in our pockets!

 

by ginarisner
11-11-09
So what are your credentials?
Well, um, I've worked at McDonald's for a little bit and I was a garbage truck driver too.
So what are your creditentials?
I have a Ph.D in Communications, I run my own small business, as well as four non-profit organizations.
Congratulations! When can you start?
As soon as I can get me a bicycle.

 

by ginarisner
11-11-09
So tell me about Earth.
Well it's run by white males like myself.
Don't the others ever try to revolt?
No, they're uneducated and don't have any money.
And you never try to help them?
Oh we do! But that's how we keep them dependent upon us and therefore keep them quiet.

 

by ginarisner
11-12-09
These darn Mexicans! They keep coming into our country and taking our jobs!
What kind of jobs? The good ones?
Well, actually no. But nonetheless, they're taking our jobs! They're not even supposed to be in our country. They're illegal aliens!
Aliens? Cool!
Are you a Mexican?
Take me to your leader.

 

by ginarisner
11-12-09
Wish my boss wasn't always trying to sleep with me...
Wish my boyfreind wasn't so controlling...
Wish I could run for office, but no one would probably listen to me...
I can't believe that white homeless man got the job over me!!!!!
Wish Hillary Clinton would have become president so we would have a woman's voice in this country...
Wish I would have gotten better seats for that baseball game...

 

by ginarisner
11-12-09
Hey Jeff! I just voted for Obama. I hope he wins.
I hope so too, but I voted for McCain.
Why did you vote for McCain if you want Obama to win?
Because in church they told us to vote for McCain and I can't disobey my religion. I'm trying to get to heaven, ya know?
A daydream...
So this is what Jeff thinks is going to happen to me?
Sorry mister. You voted for Obama. You're in the wrong place.

 

by ginarisner
11-12-09
The Upper Class
I made 10 mill this year as a CEO. I have so much money I don't know what to do with it. It's hypnotizing.
I inherited 50 mill from my rich grandfather. I have more than you and I never had to work a day in my life.
The Middle Class
The middle class is disappearing. The rich are getting richer, and everyone else is getting poorer.
The CEO of the company I worked at cut 10,000 jobs this year. I used to live in a nice house, drive a nice car, and go on lavish vacations. Ahh, those were the days...
The Lower Class
Is anybody going to help us?
Nope. This country is run by the rich. We're screwed.

 

by ginarisner
11-13-09
Would you like to donate to my fundraiser? I'm helping people overseas in need of food, water, and shelter.
No thank you. I give money to my church, and I think that's enough.
Just because they're not Christians doesn't mean they're not human. They need just as much help, if not more, as the people you help in your church.
WWJD???
Ok, this part is made up
Do to others as you would have them do to you. It's Luke 6:31 honey. Maybe you should take a closer look at your bible.
I think I have a ten in my wallet....

 

by ginarisner
11-13-09
Denmark. 1989.
They legalized same-sex marriage today! What do you think about getting married?
Mmm, yes! I'm ready today!!!!
Countries that have followed suit in offering same-sex marriage: Finland, Germany, Iceland, and Norway
Why do you have a cat in the bar?
I'm so excited about the legalization of same-sex marriage I forgot to leave him at home!
Only 4 out of the 50 states permit same-sex marriage. New Hampshire will become the 5th beginning January 1, 2010.
For a country that prides itself on tolerence, aren't we a little behind on legalizing same-sex marriages?

 

by ginarisner
11-19-09
Netherlands. 2001.
They legalized same-sex marriage today! What do you think about getting married?
Yes! I'm ready today!!!!
Countries that have followed suit in offering same-sex marriage: Belgium, Spain, Canada, South Africa, Norway, and Sweden
Why do you have a cat in the bar?
I'm so excited about the legalization of same-sex marriage I forgot to leave him at home!
Only 4 out of the 50 states permit same-sex marriage. New Hampshire will become the 5th beginning January 1, 2010.
For a country that prides itself on tolerence, aren't we a little behind on legalizing same-sex marriages?

 

by ginarisner
11-19-09
Black Stereotypes
All of us can slam dunk??
All of us are prone to committing violent crimes??
Asian Stereotypes
All of us have superior mathematical abilities??
All of us have poor social skills??
Middle Eastern Stereotypes
All of us are part of the Taliban??
All of us ride camels?? These stereotypes are ridiculous! I have a stereotype for Caucasians: they're all ignorant!

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