All comics by golfwidow

 

by golfwidow
12-13-05
I have a question.
Shoot
When Harry was trying to reach the Firebolt during the dragon egg competition, why didn't he use the Force?
You're thinking of the wrong overblown sequel saga, genius.
So Harry Potter isn't the Chosen One?
No, he's the Boy Who Lived. But hey, the wand-lightsaber thing and the hand amputation could've thrown anyone off.

 

by golfwidow
12-14-05
I got this entry on Blingoing "the Golf Widow, the Witch, and the Wardrobe."
I expected something about That Man of Yours looking for sheets and ending up in a magical land where golf was interesting.
Golf's so boring that he watches it and I fall asleep. Have some of my banana.
I love to repeat, "Golf isn't even interesting to people who play it."
It's like second-hand ennui.

 

by golfwidow
12-16-05
Oh, the weather outside is frightful ...
To: Office. From: Susan ... Subject: Working from Home --- "Hi, gang, the weather's horrible, so I'm not driving in today. See you Monday!"
To: Office. From: Bob ... Subject: RE: Working from Home --- "I'm also working from home. It's wretched out there."
To: Office. From: Golf Widow ... Subject: RE: Working from Home --- "I'm in the office. You guys are pussies."

 

by golfwidow
12-16-05
How to brighten the Golf Widow's day ...
Here I am, feeling mullygrubbish.
I'm achy, I'm crabby, the weather is gloomy, and the "holiday luncheon" is pretty much pants except for salad.
To: Golfwidow. From: D-Man ... Subject: Early News Release --- "I have just got back from overseeing the birth of the latest D-child. It is another girl. :)"
SHRIEK!!!

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