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Tell it like it is by greedo 7-12-06
Hey, did you see that new movie? The one with Al Gore in it? The one about global warming? Yes, I thought it was very imformative.	As did I! Even though Al Gore is right on all acoounts when it comes to global warming, he's still a democrat, which makes him evil! Us republicans have to stick together in scary times like these. Times when democrats are right. Even though we will never admit it.	Hey, I've got an idea! when 2008 rolls around, let's accuse him of using his movie as a platform to get elected! Yes, lets NOT stick to the issues when debating. Were sure to win that way. As a result, after we win, global warming will catch us off guard and kill us all. But at least we won.

 

Tell It Like It Is II by greedo 7-18-06
I'm playing World Of Warcraft if yo're wondering. I heard WOW has no endgame whatsoever. Once you hit level sixty, there's no point in playing anymore	No way dude. Level sixty is where the real game begins, or so I've heard. Example?	Well, you realize your sense of self worth is at an all time low, and you stop playing. Yeah, that's an improvement.

 

Tell It Like It is III: Lambgoat I by greedo 7-18-06
At the local thrift store... Hardcore is the most amazing expression of self soul and thought! Hardcore is more than music, its a life style. O RLY?	Hardcore dancing is an excellent way for these kids to express their feelings and thoughts. Yeah, brah like uh.... totally.	Bands like unearth, throwdown, hatebreed, terror, everytime i die, and blood has been shed are the soundtracks of hardcore dancing. Yeah this is pretty much cave in.

 

Tell It Like It Is IV by greedo 8-03-06
Oh man, these summer tempuratures are at all time highs. It's almost unbearable! Yeah, and I can't stand these rising gas prices either. It's putting pressure on my monthly budget. Things can't get much worse when you can't buy the latest season of your favorite crappy tv show.	These high temperatures are not indictive of global warming! Of course not! It's just a coincidence! It's the liberal media trying to ARREST YOUR BRAIN!	And unlike most other countries, where you pay twice as much for gas, the government pays off big oil with your hard earned tax dollars to keep prices down. Yeah, in other countries, that extra dollar you spend is a tax that goes towards research for alternate energy sources. But not in america! We like to keep it cheap, no matter what the cost!

 

Tell It Like It Is V by greedo 9-24-06
I'm replaying every Legend of Zelda game. I'm having Twilight Princess withdrawals. If you told me that you curled up in a fetal position when Nintendo announced a second delay of the game, I would not be suprised at all.	The game's been delayed for over a year, and even though the Wii has a set launch date, it's not confirmed as to whether Zelda will be a luanch title. That's not as bad DNF. It's been delayed for over five... Wait a minute, weren't you on this same dungeon when I was over here a month ago?	Yeah, I've looped through the series four times since E3. ......

 

Tell It Like It Is by greedo 10-15-06
Organic Foods Suck attn: organic peanut butter. You seperate. Why do I have to stir you for 10 fucking minutes? But I'm healthier for you!	Shut the fuck up. Peanut butter is naturally fattening. You are as natural as peanut butter can get. It's not my fault that you're forced to eat what your mom buys because you still live at home.

 

Tell It Like It Is VIII by greedo 10-15-06
Hello, I'm hima-chan! Not really, It's Sandra. I like to pretend that I'm japanese. And I am Nathan. We're here to bring you the latest Information about The Evangelion Live Action Movie.	As everyone knows, no director has been selected, but the most recent item to come out of the rumor mill is very enticing! V! It is rumored that Ang Lee, the man responsible for such debicles as Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hulk, and Brokeback Mountain, will be given the job.	Well, That's it for now! We might actually have real news next time we do this. Did you notice I have cat ears? Evangelion is so pretentious. Why do I still like it? Oh yeah, boobies.

 

Tell It Like It Is VII: Organic Foods Suck II

Organic Foods Suck II Why the fuck am I talking to a peanut butter jar? Talking to inanimate objects is a good way to artisticly dictate your internal monologue and further reinforces hatred of said object!

by greedo, 10-16-06

 

Work by greedo 6-09-07
Hey, this entire fixture is out. Can youget it replaced before the end of the day? Sure.	Several hours later. Oh, you fixed the light. Actually, now that I think about it, it was just too bright over here to begin with. Can you disconnect the power? No problem.

 

Matt Greenfield talks Weta by greedo 6-21-07
Back in Houston... When I sat down with them to discuss evangelion, they were like "Let's look at this world. They have these giant biomechanical fighting things, that shoot these machine guns and eject shells..."	And the first thing was like "Who picks up those shells?" And they were sitting there designing little tiny trucks that come along and pick up a shell. And it looks like a tanker truck with out a tank	And it's got a little crane on top and it picks up the shell and drives away. That's what Weta does. They think about things like that. Theres absolutely no point to it, though. I must alert the internets.

 

4chan by greedo 6-29-07
		Oh God...

 

Racially Correct by greedo 6-29-07
Dora the Explorer is Hola!	a fucking ...	indian. ...buy my shit.

 

4chan II by greedo 1-01-08
A typical day at 4chan /b/ GOD DOES NOT EXIST PROVE ME WRONG. n/b/4shitstorm	fucking atheists? in my 4chan? this thread is now about sexual fetishism	i have sex with dolphins furfag KILL IT WITH FIRE.

 

Terrorists

I root for terrorists and supporters of terrorists all the time! I mean, look at Back To The Future ....

by greedo, 2-14-08

 

Tell it like it is Whatever. by greedo 5-25-09
Hello Hima-chan here! Well, Sandra... And I'm Nathan. We're here to bring you the latest news about the live-action Evangelion Movie!	We said that next we did this, we'd have some actual news, but it's been three years and sadly, we do not. In fact, we're getting the feeling Matt Greenfield has been stringing us along since 2003.	But wait! Ain't It Cool News tells us in a panel discussion with Matt Greenfield, he says that the project will happen "Pretty soon, and I'm not kidding." Yeah, you know who's also a douchebag? Harry Knowles.

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