All comics by grug

Profile

 

by grug
9-26-02
Fuck.
Fucky.
Fucko
Fuckity fuck.
...And thats the story of jesus
Wow.

 

by grug
9-26-02
hey
what?
its pirate christmas!
yarrr!

 

by grug
9-26-02
surfs up, jesus
wicked sick mad trix, yo!
what?
..ah
dick.
Drat. The son of god is out of touch.

 

by grug
9-26-02
hmmm
huh?
tentacle rape!!
AHHH!!!

 

by grug
9-26-02
im asian
you sure are
lets get it on!
is this illegal?
it sure is!

 

by grug
9-26-02
Aan ass strapon is like a regular strapon, but it goes on your ass and is only for reverse fucking
did you get your new ass strapon?
yeah, finally.
...and the fucking ensued.
Ahhhh!! Shit!!
ungh!
And thus jesus was born, and it was good. yet mildly disturbing.
do i hear ass strapping?
umm... nooo...

 

by grug
9-27-02
1500 miles from Vegas.
sup.
fuck off
ok

 

by grug
9-27-02
all his ugly, ugly, ugly life elf-boy searched for one to call his true love.
AHHHH!!!!
I love..
the search continues...
freeeeeeaaaakk!!
..you. drat.

 

by grug
9-27-02
And now, Romeo and Juliet
but you're a capulet and im a montague!
oh, juliet...
oh, romeo. kiss me
ah.. i dont think i can do this.
cut.
oh... is it because im a lizard-man?
in a word? yes.

 

by grug
9-27-02
hey
what?
You're on fire!
yarr! i mean, oh shit!

 

by grug
9-27-02
hey indy.
my comics are funnier than yours
bye
fucker, that's not nice.

 

by grug
9-27-02
hey
what?
Faced with a rapidly improving aeronautical technology and uncertain about just what type of foe they would encounter, military designs throught the 1930s rolled off the drawing boards and into obsole
yarr!

 

by grug
9-27-02
The ususally lengthy time for a design to proceed from drawing bord to production line was shortened to a matter of days.
Bad airplanes were built, but in no other time have so many good ones rolled off the world production lines in such numbers.
It left the war jet-propelled, nibbling away at the sound barrier, nuclear-armed, capable of dropping weapons... Who the fuck are you?
im asian

 

by grug
9-27-02
blah blah blah blah
what happened to you
i suddenly became very, very lame
oh, shit
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
FUCK OFF

 

by grug
9-27-02
hey
AHHH!!!
dont mind me, im ARM-less! HAHAHAHAHAHA
you see the problem with this is that you ARE an arm, so you're not arm-less, you're ARM.
arm-less..?
no.

 

by grug
9-27-02
back to where we left off...
ungh!
ahhh!!!!
wha-ungho!!
ahhh!!! shitt!! ow!! im asian!!
still with the ass strapping?
yeah

 

by grug
9-29-02
the badger is your friend, make friends with the badger.
i WANT to make friends with the badger
make love to the badger
jesus fred, why do i even talk to you?

 

by grug
9-29-02
im a gyneacologist
im like 10, you sicko lizard fuck.
im a gyneacologist

 

by grug
9-29-02
goat.
goat goat goat.
goaty, goat.
goato.
goat.
yeah.

 

by grug
9-29-02
garleen! wait!
why should i?
because... i love you garleen, i always will.
oh hooky, keeesss me!
ah.. no.

 

by grug
9-29-02
hmm...
tentacle rape!!
ahh!!!

 

by grug
9-30-02
you must cherish the badger
i see
yes, yes you must, for the badger is not an animal
really
to be continued probably. unless i cant be fucked, if thats the case then... grahh
it is a metaphor!
yarr!

 

by grug
9-30-02
yes, a METAPHOR
ah. ...for what exactly ?
ah... some sort of woodland creature?
thats not a metaphor, its a definition
what if i said the badger is a fox.
yarr!

 

by grug
9-30-02
indefinatly the fish swims. but does the fish laugh when the frog jumps and the man walks?
hahahahahahah! *blub*
fuck!
damn.

 

by grug
9-30-02
The trash-man travels..... 1500 miles from Vegas.
sup
shhhh... im philosophising
ah, what about?
well, what if reincarnation is truth? would that mean that jesus lives among us? as an ant? have i killed jesus? or hitler? or my family? am i really a mouse?
domo aggigato, mr roboto
drat

 

by grug
9-30-02
can you get so drunk you become sober?
is drunkness a circle? after death, do i become straight again?
jesus. this comic sucks
you said it

 

by grug
9-30-02
wow...
sup
whats doing, bugslice?
stop oogling me. im not a badger.
it beautiful...

 

by grug
10-01-02
so the bartender says "yeah, but the hooker didnt think so!"
hahahahahah!!!
HAHAHAH!!!
HAHhahahhH!!
oh, shit. ah.. i mean, ah yes. The father will never believe. You must embrace change, and your new gorrilla.
um. ah, thank you mr. trashman.

 

by grug
10-01-02
mxpx
fuck you.

 

by grug
10-29-02
So i says "prioritsexies"!
donkey, you da coolest
So i says "prioritsexies"!
hooray

 

by grug
10-29-02
hammer time!
Whoa-ooaooo-aooooao-ooao-ooa-ooo
ah, fuck
um.
Woah-ooa-oooooo-o-oo-oooa-oooa-oooo

Showing page 1.