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by halospawn
4-14-01
i eat poops
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i am righteous!
me too

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
what's up?
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just hangin, ya know?
don't think i do, actually
dumbass

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
what can i get for five dollars?
anyting chu want!
hmmmm
??????
we going eat good tonite! fwied wice for everybuddy!
i did good, no? hooray fo my vachina!

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
duck season!
wabbit season!
duck season!!
wabbit season!
wabbit season!!!
hahahaha dumbass!

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
you think this comic will make the top ten list?
don't talk to me!!
oh, c'mon baby give me some sugar! I love you!
really?
no man is an island, toots
he sure knows how to get my juices flowing!

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
is it hot in here or is it just me?
welcome to your doom!
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i'm lonely
me too

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
hi there
hey girl...dang, you smell somethin?
huh? no, i can't say that i do
hmm it suddenly went away?
i like burritos, i celebrate with one now...mmmm
geeze there that smell is again

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
what are you looking at?
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nice ass!

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
it'll never work out between us
.....sigh......

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
.... hi, sweetie, we need to talk
you're pregnant so i kicked you in the stomach
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sorry

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
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WHAT???
i can see your weiner
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by halospawn
4-14-01
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WHAT???
i can see your weiner
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by halospawn
4-14-01
forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
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It's been twelve thousand years since my last confession. . .
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i've done some bad things, Father
too late, you're fucked!

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
riiiiiiing ..... riiiiiiiiing ..... riiiiiiing .....
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riiiiiiiiiiing .... riiiiiiiiiiing ....
hello?
Jesus, party of one. your table is ready.
kick ass!!!

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
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a little help here, please !!

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
*sigh*
yeup
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so, how's the weather up there?
could be better

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
hey baby, sup?
get lost
!!!!!!!
baby, once you go black you never go back!

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
hey, show me your tits!
gggrrrrrr
oh c'mon i just wanna quick peek!
SCCCCHHHHHWIIIIIING HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

 

by halospawn
4-14-01
i told my wife that i eat shit
can i hang out here tonite?
is your name Zenbuddah?
no, u cunt, i'm just drunk from the poop eatin'
okay . . . .stay here . .. chained to my toilet

 

by halospawn
4-16-01
what do you think you're doing?
making cartoons on stripcreator.com about people no one else knows
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dontchya know? everyone loves inside jokes that they aren't involved in!!
dumbass

 

by halospawn
4-16-01
oh Lord I do not know what to do....i'm so sad...lonely...and i've killed many animals i've slept with..
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oooooh why have i been so cursed? please forgive me for being such a sinner! so lonely...so sad...so under disdain!
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shoosh, dawson's creek is on!

 

by halospawn
4-17-01
what the FUCK was that?

 

by halospawn
4-19-01
so i said to the bitch, heeey get your tounge out of my heating conduit! i gets no respect!
one night i came home from a night of hard drinkin' and beat my family then i realized hey i'm a robot! I don't have a fuckin family!
hell-o! is this thing on ??(tap, tap, tap)

 

by halospawn
4-19-01
so i went out drinkin again and doin coke lines ... i came home all fucked up and ate dog shit
then i realized HEY! I don't have an alimentary canal ! man i was f'ed up, dawg!
i swear this fuckin mic is off, this is some killer shit!

 

by halospawn
4-21-01
a friend in need is a friend indeed
a friend with weed is better!
a friend with breast and all the rest
a friend dressed with leather is best
jizz on your panties would be best!
does he know my panties are very very pretty? so pretty?

 

by halospawn
4-21-01
your skin is a tad bit brown
so?
is it from eating poop?
why do you ask? Butter packets are you family! hah!
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yes, i eat poop i confess! can i hide in your hat?

 

by halospawn
4-22-01
hhhmmmmmmm.....
what to say ... what to say ... ah ok got it!!!!
i can't make a decent comic strip. i'm gay....just as you are! .... or am i?

 

by halospawn
5-08-01
please??? just tell me.
.... sigh ....
yes, your ass is clean.
really??? you mean it?
no

 

by halospawn
5-08-01
How lovely is your curdled priest!
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Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell.
Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux.
this chick's a real cunt.

 

by halospawn
5-08-01
what's the good word, chief?
The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera.

 

by halospawn
5-08-01
The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws..
Onerous congratulations on your conceptual development of obliteration concerning telephones, lobsters and fish!
The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?
You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps.
Your nose hairs scare me.
Sir, you have most exquisite breasts.

 

by halospawn
5-08-01
Fighting for the liberty of the fruit tree tastes nothing like the glint of sagittarius rounding itself around your uvula. I know the time will soon arrive when we will see people manufactured in crat
Legions of Communists worship your robust cannabalism of Capitalists clad in junk mail suits.
Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.
You are as frightful as an engine developed solely for the countenance of sexual inuendo by country music.

 

by halospawn
5-13-01
stupid cunt?
help! the pork tree did know my name!

 

by halospawn
5-15-01
cancer cancer cancer i hope you die of cancer
we both hope you lose a limb in a tree shredder
i hope your daddy molested you in your sleep as a kid
we wish nothing less than a chainsaw up your cunt.
eating is fun eating is serious you eat too much you're gonna get delirious, you fat midwestern cunts.
just kidding, god bless you. Peace be with you.

 

by halospawn
5-15-01
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNT. YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT.
YOU SHOULD'VE WORN A CHASTITY BELT YOU SHOULD'VE VOLUNTEERED TO FUCK HIM YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN UGLY. I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN.
D-U-M-B C-U-N-T
OY VEY, everyone's a comedian

 

by halospawn
5-15-01
I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID
WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP
WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL. I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE.

 

by halospawn
6-02-01
....eat at joe's!
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eat at joe's!!!!!!!!!!!
'joe's' is the name of my cunt.

 

by halospawn
6-02-01
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Taste my bung, ass-breath.

 

by halospawn
6-26-01
you got your big cheese
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i got my hash pipe

 

by halospawn
8-16-01
doc, i have a problem
alright, shoot
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go ahead, your secret wont leave this room
i like to pee in the ears of ugly girls
where's the problem?

 

by halospawn
11-02-01
NICE, ASS!!!!!!!
i see the comma there you cunt.

 

by halospawn
11-02-01
Forgive me Lord for I have sinned....
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It's been 56,000 years since my last confession and gangsta lean I **PROMISE** to be good. I'll even give you 5 bucks if i kill again, y0.
hmmmm......
**SIGH** Okay, fine. I'll let you polish my blade. Scouts honor, SIR!
Oh, Oh, you ... heheh, you! Okay, one more chance. geeze. You got me.....but this is the last time...i said that last time, I know, but I **MEAN IT** this time heheheh you, CAAAAARAAAZY GUY!

 

by halospawn
11-02-01
http://www.geocities.com/globalsemen
visit my website asshole!
I am stinky: http://www.geocities.com/globalsemen
douchelord, please, visit my website and sign the guestbook OR i WONT eat your poo!
she's quite good at the whole poop eatin' thing. trust me! I'm a professional!
it's poo eatin, you cunt. Visit the great website: http://www.geocities.com/globalsemen or I might not plug your butt with my tongue!

 

by halospawn
2-19-02
man i'm such a cunt
why man, what's up?
all i can do is fuckin' melt... that's no talent
all i can do is sparkle with xmas lights...that and suck cock.
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by halospawn
8-23-02
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now bob your head up & down and bite
ewww i swallowed your lugnuts

 

by halospawn
8-23-02
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you gotta permit fer dat thing?
sigh

 

by halospawn
8-23-02
what's with the flowers?
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sorry for pissin in your mouth
no, thank YOU, sir!

 

by halospawn
8-23-02
phew! man! wowzah!
damn! man, i tell ya what!
is it hot in here or is it just me?

 

by halospawn
8-23-02
you know....
hmmmm?
it's true after all
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we all look the same
yep

 

by halospawn
8-23-02
oh come on! please!
nope. i wont do it.
i will not vomit acid on you and eat you
i'll suck your dick

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