All comics by hamstertreats

 

nice carpet, by hamstertreats 1-25-02
SO THIS IS MY BEDROOM I CAN TELL BY THE DILDO WALL. . I'M SERIOUSLY DROOLING ON THE CARPET	!! !!	IS THIS WHERE YOU ASK ME TO SUCK YOU OFF? IM STUCK TO THE FLOOR

 

Release by hamstertreats 1-25-02
HEY RICK, SAYS HERE YOURE SLATED FOR RELEASE TODAY. YOURE SHITTING ME	JUST ONE CONDITION. YOU GOTA STAR IN A LITTLE MOVIE FOR US TEMPTING....I COULD BE A STAR	TONIGHT ON XXX-SEX !! RICK ROCKET STARS AS A CONVICT SUCKING HIS WAY OUT OF THE SYSTEM IN PRISON BLUES *BWAMP SHOOSH SHWUSH WHOMP BWOMP* IM SO RUINED

 

on the server by hamstertreats 1-25-02
zanshin. my arch nemisis, we meet again jesus fuck its gibbler the gimp.	your bulge is bulkier than i had previously thought your pectoral muscles are somewhat firmer than imagined and your skin a pasty white. on second thought i find you to be erotically stimulating *insert 700 large seldom used words here*	***MrFuck sets mode +m zanshin gibbler can not send to channel can not send to channel

 

invest in a solid future by hamstertreats 1-25-02
whats in the bag you bald fuck? my entire life savings, im going to invest, this money will go towards rebuilding the city back to its former glory	pssst..buddy..c'mere..you want you should purchase a piece of the finest industry in NYC? that would be super! Just what I wanted to do!	10 dollas for a jerk off , 25 for a suck off, 50 dollars for a tit fuck and 75 for a fuck, 100 if you wanna do it in the ass !!!!

 

Wild discovery episode 1 by hamstertreats 1-25-02
Today on Wild Discovery, we catch never before seen footage of the wooded shit beetle. They communicate by clicking, this is audible to the human ear. *click click click* *click click click*	The shit beetle gets his name from the pugnent odor it emits when startled by an enemy, This scent however isn't picked up by other shit beetles. *sniiiiIIIIIIIffff* *click click cli*	dude, did you shit your fucking shell?? !!!!

 

some persons idea of fun isnt always anothers. by hamstertreats 1-25-02
.........im not ringing you dumb fuck damn that hoe...was i not polite? i opened the door for her, i payed for everything.	.............shes not calling you stupid loser i even smiled when she told all of those stupid stories about her bitch mother	....... maybe i should have waited until the second date to ask if she would watch while i blew the donkey

 

on the beat by hamstertreats 1-27-02
my asshole is red, and your cop car is blue *write write write*	your big fat gut turns me on, i had to write this song, your breathe is like donuts, making my mechanic go nuts *wite write write*	im still getting the ticket, arent i yep

 

a little ryder by hamstertreats 1-27-02
winona ryder, its your conscience talking which one? the vomit after meals conscience? the I cant stop shoplifting conscience? the deep anal fuck fisting conscience?	guess again miss ryder ?? I swear my heroin, niccotine, caffeine, blow , binging and purging and marijuana habits arent out of control	im a little horny goatse.cx ?

 

netsex by hamstertreats 3-15-02
foreplay Im 5'8", long blonde hair, athletic and most guys think I look like rebbeca romjan-stamos I'm 6'2" and look like brad pitt and i have huge pectoral muscles Want to netsex????@	unf oh yah baby, your cock is so hard , cram it into my love tunnel.............mmm ok unf unf unf johnny rocket is about to blast off!!! i love you, lets meet irl!	theyre actually perfect for each other.. yah baby..hhuh huh

 

coolio getting some by hamstertreats 3-15-02
oh yah, that is so hot.. im really hard now... god, look at how nice it looks, wow, i can barely contain it..	god damn you look good. im drooling, im about to cum, yah yah...keep it up, keep... it... up guhhhh *SPLURT*	*computer voice* you have now accessed cool.jpg a total of 476 times for an average of 1.6 times a day damn i get better every day *pant pant*

 

larry flynt likes his chicken well porked by hamstertreats 3-29-02
Before whores, booze, morphine and a hate relationship Billy Grahm...Larry Flynt, now the publisher of HUSTER mens magazine was a driven man. ......&^#*@&#@#$&*%......	Mr Flint made a small fortune in the manufacturing and transportation of moonshine but nothing could hold him back from his first love $$$$$UnF$$$$$$ cluck cluck cluck bok bok bok cluck	mmmmmmmm tight and tasty chicken assholes... ca-BOK!!

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