All comics by hellomikie92

 

by hellomikie92
9-12-10
And he did
Hey my name is Sally I am 21. and I am a bikni model. I am blonde, but I dyed my hair and I am sexy. I have a nice body, nd I love romantic walks on the beah. Feel free to msg me if your interested.
oh wow she is so freakin hot!! she has everything! i wonder if she likes guys my age. I am 19, hehehe
an hour later
1 new message: Hey its Sally I was so moved by your piture. I like a guy that can start a fight. It turns me on. I know your 1, and I know I am 21, but i don't care. :-) I want your address please.
Okay! Sweet I will give her my address!
2 hours later his date arrives.
Hey I'mSally. Like I said in my about me. I did dye my hair. Whadda think? My gosh your so Handsome!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! you don't look like your picture!!!!

 

by hellomikie92
9-12-10
I keep telling you if I don't get a raise I will go beserk!
Pshhh yeah right. just look at you! Your a stick figure!
Here I even wrote it down. it says this: Boss give me a rasie or I will grab a hammer, and nail my head in!
Well go for it! Either way your not getting a raise!
And all this time the stupid employee never got a raise, no matter how many times he sticks nails in his head. Instead, his co-workers kept getting raises.
See what hppens when youp iss me off!??!?
Whatever. You did it whoopdie doo. Clarie where is bob I want to give him a raise!

 

by hellomikie92
9-12-10
Hey look at you your ugly!
Oh god! Why do I always get picked on!
Because your nothing but a stupid stickman!
Hmmmm How should i scare this kid off? Oh I know! The old hammer trick!!!!
AHHHHHHHH Mommy!
Hehehe that works most of the time. I just wish it worked at my old job.

 

by hellomikie92
2-23-12
You know what I think I am a lesbian
And why are you telling me this?
I don't know, I mean I think guys are cute, but I also think girls are sexy!
Can't you do both?
So she nervously went to her child hood house.
No! I said I think guys are cute, not sexy!
Well, I don't know what to say, but welcome back to your home town! Just don't go blurting it out around here, because you will get lots of attention! Trust me, I recently came out gay!

 

by hellomikie92
2-28-12
One day a gay guy and, straight guy were talking
Yo man, waz up boy!?
Uh, hi do you work here?
Yeah man! I am on break scoping out the boys! I think you are hot mofo!
You... are gay?
So wanna go out with a homosexual homoboy like myself?
I am coming Lauren!

 

by hellomikie92
2-28-12
20 minutes later
Yo boy! You ran away from me! I wasn't done talking to you!
Yes you were!
No I wasn't boy! Now answer my ******* question! Wanna go out with a gay homeboy like myself gee!?
Stop stalking me!
Uh oh? Part 3?
No not until you answer my question! You are the only sexy boy here ! So wanna be a gangsta, and go out with me!?
You think gangsters are gay? You just talked to a guy that has tons gangster friends!

 

by hellomikie92
2-28-12
Crap!
Life is love, I wasn't gonna do nothing to him, thats what bosse's are for!
Hey boss
Listen pal you are fired for stalking my boyfriend!
Man all I wanted was a boyfriend
Heyyyy I was kidding I will go out with you!

 

by hellomikie92
2-28-12
So you buying dinner for our first date?
You fool you broke my heart, and got me fired! All I wanted was a yes, and you are now telling me yes, after you ran away from me, and got me fired!?
Yes, I am sorry want me to give you a kiss?
Stay away from me!
Cries oh my love broke my heart!
? You really did wanna go out with me didn't you?

 

by hellomikie92
2-28-12
Wow, you just wanted me fired, because , you and your boss was going out?
That bastard is an idiot! He thinks we are still going out, and I didn't mean for him to fire you. Guess he saw you on camera, thats why I did what I did, because he thinks we are still dating
Didn't you tell him it was over?
Yes many times, that bastard wouldn't take no for an answer! I even wanted to quit my job here many times, but he said if I did he would put on my files, do not hire this cowboy!
Guess both boys were gay, and guess the cowboy was pretending to be straight, cause of his boss, but his boss still found out. Guess this wasn't a happy ending.
All right lets go back to my place, and watch some movies together
Damn it! My boss was looking at us this whole time, now he is going to tell my co workers I was pretending to be straight!

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