Terrorist Vs. Martha Stewart: The Eternal Struggle

Author: highwind

Date: June 16, 2002

by highwind
6-16-02
Terr gets angry...
Fuck you Martha Stewart!! You're gonna get a special devilery from Terrorist420x!
Later, In Terr's bomb lab....
Just a twist here.....and a pinch there and........done!!
One Week Later...
Martha Stewart:: "Today on 'Living', I'm gonna teach you how to turn a mail bomb into a coffee table. A special thanks to Mr. F.U. Stewart for sending me this bomb."
FUCK YOU STEWART!!! You always ruin my plans by turning my bombs into furniture!! I'll get you next time, stewart!! NEXT TIME!!