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by hippopoop
1-28-01
Why am I in here?
DAMN, he's HOMELESS!
Ineed I am, sir! Please help me out of this giant trash container full of awful rats and black people!
HA! Why should I help a CRACKER like yo, bitch?!
Because I AM THE DEVIL.
SHIT! I be on FIRE, FOO!

 

by hippopoop
1-28-01
Hey man, I need some heroin! Can ya hook me up?
Alas, my son, for I am out of heroin. I used up the last of it, as you can tell by the blood on my arms.
Shit, man! I need to get my fuckin' fix!
I'm sorry my son. I will provide with all the heroin you want in heaven.
DAMN that sounds FINE! I guess I'll go kill myself now.
Stupid fucker.

 

by hippopoop
1-28-01
Hey man, what's up?
I am, stupid.
Oh yeah. Sorry about that.
Just stop talking.
How do I tell him I love him?
I want him inside of me.

 

by hippopoop
1-29-01
Things get ugly!
OOTA GOOTA SOLO?
Chabba Chooie.
FOOKOO MO CHOOGA MOFO?!
OH NO I CAN'T SEE WHERE ARE MY EYES?!?!?!
Hey pal, fuck off I'm just trying to have a good time!
I'M DEAD.

 

by hippopoop
1-29-01
FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS!
That'll be 20 bucks.
God damn my ass hurts.
Whose fault is that?
HELP MY ASS IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

 

by hippopoop
1-29-01
PLEASE HELP ME FOR I AM STUCK IN THE FUCKING TRASH CAN!
HAHAHA! I LAUGH AT YOUR MISFORTUNE FOR SEEING YOU IN DESPAIR MAKES ME LAUGH OUT LOUD!
FUCK YOU MAN! I AM L33T HAXOR!
I AM EVIL SERIAL KILLER FROM THE PLANET NEPTUNE!
OK TIME TO GO BYEBYE
BYE DADDY

 

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1-29-01

 

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1-29-01

 

by hippopoop
1-29-01
I pooped my pants.

 

by hippopoop
1-29-01
With strength as my weakness
Your weakness my hate
A love that you just can't explain
WHY?
We're forever frozen, forever beautiful
Forever lost inside ourselves

 

by hippopoop
1-29-01
If you spin your love around the secrets of your dreams
You may find your love is gone and it is not quite what it seems
To appear
To disappear
Beneath all your darkest fears
DRUM BREAK

 

by hippopoop
1-30-01
My life is nothing more than a void of empty thoughts and broken dreams.
HELO MUY NAEME IZ DA BIG FOUKIN ROUBAT
Some days I wonder if I mysteriously turned invisible. People look right through me, and talk to walls instead.
IE HAEV A BEIG PIENIZ
God I hate that bitch.
ME TOO SHIE IZ A DUMM HO

 

by hippopoop
10-09-01
WOULD YOU RIKE SOME RICE?!?!
i've got bigger problems than rice right now
TAKE THE FUCKIN RICE WHITEY!!!
damn you're an annoying little bitch
RICE MAKE YOU BIG AND STRONG, SKINNY MAN!!!
problem solved

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