All comics by idoitonwheels

 

by idoitonwheels
2-04-10
Hey jess did you hear about the new nightmare movie? It's going to be awesome!
Hey Ben what happened to you?
I fell.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-04-10
Hey DJ why is the Eplispe poster up already?
Thats what the voice told me to do. It said "If you show it they will come."
He was right.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-04-10
So I hear that Ben has his first projection shift today.
Yeah I'm sure he will be fine though.
Umm Mandi I could use a hand up here
Why what happened?
I don't know

 

by idoitonwheels
2-04-10
Now Ben I know that burning down booth wasn't your fault
I tell you I have no cliue how setting the projecter on fire is even possible
We don't know either but we have decided not fire you. You will recieve a new position that we hope you will be happy with.
What kind of position?
Man this is some kind of "ism" that hasn't been invented yet.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-04-10
Hey kid whats wrong you seem down?
Well I've been smoking pot all day. I'm starting to think that my life don't mean anything. Your a dragon I don't expect you to understand.
Man weed today has gotten really strong.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-06-10
Ok so you understand the nature of the prank right noob.
Yep and once I do this I'm part of the team right. Got it.
So old lady when do I get my till?
Buhahahahahahha
Douche

 

by idoitonwheels
2-08-10
What do you think he is looking at when he does that?
Bro I really don't want to know.
Some things are better left unknown

 

by idoitonwheels
2-13-10
Well Alex you ready for yuur first saturday close alone?
I don't know Mandi what if something goes wrong?
Oh don't worry nothing will go wrong.
2 hours later
Hey Alex number 2 just shut off. People are really mad and they sent Ben in there to appologise.
Oh you have got to be @#%%# kidding me.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-14-10
Hey lily whats up with your eye?
Oh my eye was infected when I was cleaning the other day.
Hey you give me all your money!
Taste my infection dirtbag!
To be continued...
I have a bad feeling about this.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-14-10
Hey Jess, the wolfman just went out of frame agian
What the hell? I know I fixed that print!
Hey bro what is up with this print anyway?
I don't know. It seems to look fine when I thread it but when it goes on it breaks. I really don't get it.
Even a print who is pure at heart and has it's reels done right, may become a pain when the brain wrap blooms and the projector bulb is bright,
How did you even get up here?

 

by idoitonwheels
2-15-10
Lily, Mandi needs your drop and float right now!
Ok but we may have a slight problem, I may have started a zombie like infection. And we may have to fight our way to the office.
Jess and Lily crept their way across the lobby awaiting attack when suddenly a zombie lept in front of them.
Oh you picked the wrong girl to mess with. I've spent my whole life training to kill zombies. Meet your maker.
Hell yeah!

 

by idoitonwheels
2-15-10
Lily opened the door to behind concession and yet she found herself in a land of fire, pain and suffering.
What the hell? Consession is useally only a place of suffering. Where am I?
Ha ha ha ha ha. You fool by infecting humans with the zombie disease you have opened the gates of hell.
This $&#% makes no sense.
Your telling me.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-15-10
You realise that by coming to hell your soul is mine!
I don't think so. I've got a secret that no one knows about.
Suddenly Lily's body began to contourt and she revealed her true form.
So you've been a dragon all this time. You know I'm suprised I've never figured this out because it's kind of obvious.
Why is the devil not immune to fire. Seriously it's like this was written by a five year old.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-15-10
Good to see you alive Lily. How did you beat the devil?
Umm it's complicated.
Yeah we have been on a long and extremely pointless journey that has nothing to do with what we asked for.
Yeah I mean we traveled to distant lands and battled forces of death and fear. This has been quite the adventure. And yet the scariest part of it all is yet to come.
What the hell took you so long your late with my money!

 

by idoitonwheels
2-15-10
Excuse me mam where do I buy my tickets?
You can buy them at concession or at any of our kisoks.
Well how am i supposed to know that I'm not a mind reader. You guys need to get some signs up or something!
.........
Now you can buy your tickets at concession
Buy your tickets at the consession stand one line less time.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-18-10
Ok Jess we need to get to that reactor and destroy it. If we do then the restance can't use their super weapons and we beat the level.
Can you explain to me why I'm here I mean I'm a DC fan and I hate Thor.
You will be Thor and you will like it! Now DJ I need you on the ceiling and use your webs on anyone who gets close.
Yeah and about that by the way....
...this is not the costume I asked for. This looks nothing like spiderman
Well you try finding a good model for spiderman on this program. I don't make these character models I just use them.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-20-10
Hey Josh what ya doing?
What the hell!
How the hell did you get up here? Again!
I keep telling you guys I'm a ninja. I battle forces of evil under the cover of darkness.
Oh yeah right Ben next you'll tell me there are aleins too.

 

by idoitonwheels
2-23-10
So Jess is puting together galaxy oscars and one of the awards is cutest manager.
Sweet I'm a shoe in for that.
Oh I don't think so. Everyone will vote for me for I am the cutest of all.
There's only one way to settle this.
In MANAGER KOMBAT!

 

by idoitonwheels
3-01-10
Man this sucks. I can't believe mandi is making us stay here all night to work
I know mandi sucks she looks like jabba the hut
What did you call me?
Man I am I glad I didn't have to die as painfully as you died.

 

by idoitonwheels
3-04-10
Benji you need to go and paint something ok.
You should paint a portrait of mandi.
I don't think we have that much cardboard.
Man we really need to start looking behind us before we speak.
Tell me about it.

 

by idoitonwheels
3-27-10
Hey DJ you're back I thought Mandi killed you?
Yeah she did but I was sent back by god to prevent a coming disaster.
What kind of disaster?
He said that a powerful evil was returning and that it will destroy all of humanity.
Hi everyone it's me paris hiltion and I'm realising a new album and it's going to be totally hot.

 

by idoitonwheels
3-29-10
Hey Sam we were thinking about who would play who in a galaxy movie who do you think would play Mandi?
Whats Rossie O'Donnel doing these days?
What did you just say?
She always said she could take me but I just never believed her.
Never underestamiate the tiny ones.

 

by idoitonwheels
3-30-10
Hey did you ever notice that they never hire attractive girls here?
Yeah I did notice.
I'm really getting sick of it I mean why can't we get a hot girl from the age of 18-20?
Don't know but there must be some kind of reason behind it all.
Hi I'm looking for a job here at the galaxy.
This %$^^# is pretier than me, not gonna fly.

 

by idoitonwheels
4-01-10
So what is this I hear that bayfeild 7 is getting 3D before us?
Yep they are getting it soon, barrie galaxy has two and midland is getting it before us.
Oh man how is Josh taking this?
Oh he's angry and believe me you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
JOSH SMASH JOSH BASH!

 

by idoitonwheels
5-10-10
Hey Jess you ready for the start of the summer grind?
Yeah great Iron Man 2 fuck my life! God knows a bunch of dumb kids are going to be really excited and dress up.
Oh like that would happen.
Ben enters the building.
I am Iron Man dunna dunna dunna dunna yes we can.

 

by idoitonwheels
5-14-10
Hey aren't we supposed to be getting new hires?
Yeah we have them but they haven't been showing up to their shifts.
Huh thats weird.
Yeah there may be an employee more unprofessional then you.
What the fuck just happend?
I dont know.

 

by idoitonwheels
5-25-10
In the news today China is cracking down on redshirts and several redshirts are already dead.
Oh shit!

 

by idoitonwheels
5-26-10
Man this is brilliant I dont know why we dont do left 4 dead screenings more often.
Yeah this is prety awesome I'm not used to playing with others.
Ok I'm sending my character to the cellar we can bottleneck them there really well.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
OH GOD IS THERE ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET THAT YOU HAVNT SHIT ON?
If there is I havnt found it yet.

 

by idoitonwheels
6-12-10
Hour 1
Hour 2
Hour 3
This is fucking bullshit! I'm going to watch The A Team.

 

by idoitonwheels
6-21-10
Hey Mandi is it true that Matt, Alex and Jess are all leaving?
Yeah they are thinking about it.
Wow I guess that means you will need to hire a new manager.
Yeah we already made a decision on that one.
Now how the fuck did this happen?

 

by idoitonwheels
8-27-10
Hey Ben you ready for my last day?
You bet I've been counting down the days. If I ever see you again it will be too soon.
You know what you will miss me when I'm gone.
Oh like that will happen.
The next day
Oh shit how do I reach the top shelf? MUISE!

 

by idoitonwheels
9-18-10
So at my old theatre we used to have all nighters all the itme.
Really we should have one here tonight.
Hey Ben guess what Crystal said we could have a party here tonight.
It's about time what could possibly go wrong.
Mandi's going to kill us again isn't she.
Yah.

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