All comics by ihateyousomuch

Profile

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-05-02
Kat loves Scottish men.
Hey... you're wearing a kilt..
That's right, I certainly am.
Kat gets that warm "tingly" feeling
That's so FUCKING hot.
So... I'm drinking coffee
Score.
That's cool.. Let's get it on.
Cool. My van is just over there, past the white house.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-05-02
Hey Tim!
Hey Kat, what's up? I was just scratching myself and pouring salt on the open wound
Well.. that's cool.. I guess. You're so sexy, Tim.
Don't say that.
thus ends another Kat-Tim conversation
Oh.. okay.. it's just so true. Whenever I see you I get so wet I have to go to the bathroom and wipe up the mess I've just made in my pants
...Oh. Peace.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-06-02
As Kat walks innocently along in a grassy field, she comes upon a distraught woman.
Are you.. okay?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Kat quickly tries to make the woman feel at ease.
Did I.. step on your foot or something? Sorry.. I could get an ice pack or ....something..
AHHHHHHHHHH
When all fails, Kat decides to go home to her sexy Scottish lover.
Whatever. Bye.
AHHHHHHHHH

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-06-02
Zach and Kat meet for the very first time.
I want to bite off your pants and shove my horns in your wrethra. Happy birthday.
My birthday would have been today but I was born two days late.
After meeting for the first time, Kat quickly takes Zach to the bedroom where they play charades.
FUCH MEEE!!!!
mmmmmm
And they lived happily ever after under the sea.
Kat, I love you so much it's like pulling teeth out of my face.. but I can never talk to you again. C ya!!
Was it something I said?

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-06-02
Hello Zach, my name is Dylan
I want to cum inside you.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-07-02
While taking a walk one day, Kat comes across a cow.
Why, hello there cow. How are you today?.. That's great. I'm good too, thanks for asking.. mmm..
After the small talk, Kat realizes how very very hungry she is.
Nice weather we're having today... A bit brisk.. I doubt you mind that though.. seeing as you're so... Meaty.
Although most cows are slow and stupid, this one caught on quickly and saved itself.
I was so close.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-07-02
Wow. We're finally in your cave. Heh... what's your power animal?
WHY did that sound so sexual!

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-07-02
Heh.. no thanks.
...Get away from me.
-swoon-

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
I believe the time has come for me to share with everyone my long and involved views about how and why my life is so inadequate. Everyone seeks change. I will somehow.. eventually... find it.
In order to make this not a completely boring.. event. I will have people show up. Like Brett.
Hey Brett... I'm sure you are glad to be here as a guest. What are your feelings about my life?
Umm.. well..

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
I think you just need to get some sex.
Yeah... that's what they all say.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Well thanks for enlightening me, Brett. I'll see you later.
Uh.. okay bye.
At this point I could have chosen to zap Brett out, but splatting him appealed to me more.
Alright, great. So far we have one saying I need to get laid. I wonder what TIM thinks.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Oooh the excitement is building.
Hey Tim!
..Hey.
Okay, I'm taking a poll here, I feel that my life is worthless and such, I was wondering what you think I can do to start leading a more meaningful, enjoyable life.
Kat, you need some ass.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Are you serious?
Yeah.
It sort of depressing that Brett said the same thing. Why does everyone think that!
Because you do, Kat, because you do.
Are you serious?
Yeah.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Ahh well that was helpful. Or not. Whichever. Not everyone must think that I need ass to be happy.
What would Max say.
I can make an educated guess, but for the sake of entertainment I shall bring zap him here anyway.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Max, I'm sorry, i couldn't find anyone who looks like you... I figure this one is the closest.
Ouch Kat, ouch.
So Max--
---Kat we need to find you a man.
Goodbye Max.
Ouch Kat, ouch.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
I'm just tired of being miserable one minute and happy the next.
Let's ask Zach.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Hey Zach
Hey Kat, what's up?
Basically, I'm trying to figure out why my life is so empty. Everyone else I've asked said that I need to get laid and that will cure all.
I want to cum inside you.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Thanks for that.
So when are you going to see my cave?
I think I'm going to go see Punch Drunk Love with Micheal now.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Well, to be honest I don't think I learned anything there... But hey, at least it took up time.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Kat... uh... why did you bring me here.. to this empty field where we are all alone and no one would ever be able to hear me screaming?
Don't sound so suspicious.
Well you have to admit it's sort of creepy.
Brett... I want you to Zap me. I'll zap you afterwards.
Uhh.. well... I don't know if we should.
...but... Brett.. c'mon.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Okay Kat, okay.
THIS IS GOING TO BE SO COOL!
Ready... and... GO!

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
So this is where you go when you are Zapped...
It's sort of freaking me out.
In a kick ass orgasmic sort of way! Hell yeah!

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
I guess I should zap her back at some point, huh?
Okay..
How was it?
Thank you for that, Brett.. Thank you.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-09-02
Kat was walking through the woods one day when inspiration hit her
Smokey the Bear always said that only I could prevent forest fires.
She decided to go against all the advice fed her when she was a child and do something truly dramatic.
I don't think he figured I'd be making them instead.
A lesson was learned here.. I just don't know what it is.
Stupid bears.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-10-02
I'm so horny right now. To ward off the horniness I'm going to imagine myself in a cave.. Like in Fight club.
-cough- Okay, I'm in my cave... Here I'm supposed to find my 'power animal'
Hey cool! You must be my "power animal", right?
Slide.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-10-02
Slide? What the fuck are you talking about?
Slide.
Those horns of yours sure are phallic looking.
Erm...
Hahah! Can't think of anything to say to that! Can you little goat man? This cave shit is going nowhere, I'm horny as ever.
-blink-

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-10-02
Well, obviously my power animal didn't help me out much at all.
Maybe I just have to PEE!
And off Kat goes to the bathroom. I apologize for this comic, I realize how stupid it is. But I just have to pee so badly I can't think straight!

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-10-02
Well here I am again and this time I am NOT going to talk about my crazy sex drive.
I've been getting complaints.
Oh hello littly guy. What the hell are you doing here? I'm not in my cave.
I've decided to help you Kat. I think you need my help.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-10-02
..Oh.. really? What exactly are you going to do to help me? I'm feeling really good at the moment.. I don't really need any hel-
-- Shut up.
You better make this worth my while little man.
First of all, your main problem is that you don't need anything, you're happy now.
DUDE! I KNOW THAT! I just told you that! You are going to die. Power animal my ass!!!!

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-10-02
Power animals are people too. Well, not technically.. but yea.
...Yeah and then she's like "you better make this worth my while little man" As if I was doing something wrong!
Woah... What a BITCH. Being a power animal is so under appreciated these days.
I know, she'd probably prefer if I were a penguin or something, I was just trying to help her out in a time of need. What a whiney bitch.
Humans are so goddamned stupid, all they think about is sex. I'm a power animal for this guy and it's all he talks about.
You're telling ME this! Try listening to this chick Kat for more than 30 seconds and you'll want to rip your eardrums out.
Wow, man. She totally doesn't realize how deep your wisdom really goes. Just give it time, she'll come around.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-11-02
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!
Shut up. SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm a chicken and you know it, Tyler!

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-11-02
Okay, I hate to go on about how much life sucks and blah blah teen agnst.. But I'm going to anyway.
I guess everyone has their off days, but I wish they weren't so frequent. As soon as things start looking up...
..Well, then come crashing back down again. I wish I had something more inspirational to say.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-12-02
Dude... don't put any more of that I can't believe it's not butter spray shit on your rice.
But it's so delicious
You're going to die in five years, you do know that, don't you?
Oh, and I know -cough cough cough-
This really did happen, just not in my bedroom.
Oh god are you CHOKING! HAH! You're having a heart attack already!
-choke, sputter- Shut up.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-12-02
Come closer, Brett, just a weeee bit closer.
Kat I am not going to scratch your back anymore! Look what happened to my hand! So cramped.. Get away from me!

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-12-02
Kat spots a deserted bag of lunch.
Okay Micheal... there's the food I was telling you about.
Oh awesome! What do you think we should do?
Now, Kat has always wanted to eat people's abandoned food, but it's against the rules.
Let's eat it!!!
What do you think will happen if we get charged!
This did actually happen today, and it was a delicious good time.
I don't know! Man that orangina looks good.
Maybe I'll just have a sip...

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-14-02
Okay, imagine the bed sort of over there, with a pole or something in the middle to prop up this huge blanket and I could like put all these lamps a---
--So you want a cave?
Well, I mean it'd be more like a tent or something.
HAH! You liked my cave and now you want one!
Well your cave is really cozy.
I know it is!

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-14-02
What I'm thinking is more of a nest, really.
Everyone wants a cave.
Are you going to help me or what?
Yeah, I'll help.
I'm having a really hard time coming up with a punchline for this one, so I'm just going to leave it here.
Awesome! Now I have my own cave. I mean tent. Nest.
Yeuup.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-14-02
Dude, why are your hands always in your pockets like that?
Oh I think you know why.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-14-02
A normal conversation between Kat and Jared
Hello LOVER!
Hello my LOVER!
How are you doing today, LOVER?
I'm pretty good, how are you, LOVER?
I'm fantastic, MY LOVER!!
Yeah this is really getting old. LOVER.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-15-02
Hey Gabe... I know you didn't want to be that other character, so in MY comics, you can be a matador!
What the fuck, Kat?
Heheh... yeah. That yellow sash you've got on really brings out the color in your eyes.
I DON'T CARE KAT. Just don't make fun of my smoking.
How did he know what I was going to say next!
You are such a horrible person.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-16-02
OH MY GOD I AM SO BORED I AM GOING OUT OF MY MIND!
Oh, yep, here I am. Out Of My Mind. It's nicer than I thought it would be. I wonder how I'm supposed to get back to Sanity..?

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-16-02
At least Insanity comes with a TV
I wish I were dead.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-16-02
Well, it's times like these when people are supposed to find their own entertainment! I guess I could do cartwheels or something...
Nah. I'll just stand here for a while.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-16-02
Oh AWESOME! There's a phone here! I can call someone!
There's no one to call. Besides, I doubt it has call waiting and I hate making calls because I always think someone more important is trying to call but is getting a busy signal.
The end. Sorry about this. I know.. I know. (At least it's not about horniness, JARED)
Ooooh... a computer! I can spend all day making comics online!

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-16-02
Tim I just wanted to tell you that I don't really think you are a hippy in real life.
Fine Kat, fine, but you know what? Now everyone is making me a hippy.
Look, from now on, you'll be 'skagg2'
It just lacks a certain... Timness.
Yeah well... I guess I can deal with this.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-17-02
Are you honestly trying to tell me that you could beat me in arm wrestling?
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying!
How do you think I got in here, man! I eat guys like you for LUNCH!
Well..
No, seriously, I eat guys like you for lunch. I've probably eaten your family and friends, you WILL be next, I assure you.

 

by ihateyousomuch
11-17-02
Wait, refresh my memory, WHY am I supposed to believe that you're a hobbit?
I AM a hobbit, Kat! Why can't you just accept that!
You're as tall as I am!
Well, Kat, I think we all know that's just because you are very short.
Sorry.

Showing page 1.