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by infurnus
7-27-06
Rarrgh! I'm red robot and I'm going to kill you and stuff!
But I'm a robot, I can't die or feel pain.
RED ROBOT SEEKS ANOTHER VICTEM
Rarr, I'm gonna kill you and crap.
I AM A BUG
Good god, you're Bob Saget aren't you?
?

 

by infurnus
7-27-06
CheapAlert: pre-2006
IM CHEAPALERT LOL! IM KNOWN AS GARGOYLOL ON THE INTERNET RELAY CHAT! I don't talk in all caps all the time btw. I spent my days bashing furries and I've NEVER BEEN BANNED BEFORE (because I cocksuck)
I am a puppet and love your shitty quake mods
ONE DAY IN IRC
what
I'm from the Doom Community and I think you fucking suck. Sorry dude but you do. You're banned.
THE NEXT DAY
lol I'm gay now I MEAN IM A REAL GIRL. I'M UNDEAD 16 YRS OLD IN CHINA NIHAO NIHAO so don't be mean to me or you're sexist
wtf who unbanned that retard

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
IM DEFINATELY NOT THE PRESIDENT
AND IM DEFINATELY NOT THE PUBLIC
Moving on...
wtf I'm down here stupid cameraman
LOLWTF
THEN EVERYONE DIES
IM A PHONE

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
augh
*ring ring*
wtf where's that phone
*RING RING*
RING... lol j/k
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
MEANWHILE...
sup jesus
well...
wow that sucks
yeah...

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
yeah scenes of death and torment... my job is hard too you know... having to take all those people to the afterlife
*RUMBLE* yeah, right...
oh?
*RUMBLE*
*RUMBLE*
I should shut up
good boy

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
life is so confusing
what's that, mr bug? you want me to hammer my face?
I'M A BUG
oh HOLY FUCK THIS HURTS

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
I AM A BUG DISGUARDING EVIDENCE
ugh not another one

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
I'll just lock him in the Idiot Void (TM)
fuck. I locked myself in

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
**** the power's out
oh there we go. wait, why's the door open...
fuck

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
you let him get away?
no, the power went out... and he stole my keys!
Wasn't me.
wtf, who did that?

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
OMG IM ON A DESERT ISLAND
There's a letter here for a "Bacon". Gee I wonder where I could find a guy named "Bacon".

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
It's getting late. I better head home.
OH MY GOD A SNAIL!

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
Oh deary, it's getting late, I better head home.
I AM A BUG
Oh dear why is my door open.
Oh my goodness there's a ninja in my bathroom!

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
MEANWHILE IN THE CITY...
Ninja! Did you save the old lady yet?
Why do you never speak!?
" . . . "
Hello mister eel.

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
Hello there my beautiful children of the corn! I'm Feth ScMarlane and I'm here to show you my new show, Lineage Chap!
And then I kicked him in the nuts! Huwhwuhauwhuhwuhuwhauhauhauhauhua! It was freakin' tight.
I'm scared
THE NEXT DAY
Freakin' tight!
I'm going to give you a bird flu sandwich.

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
*KNOCKS*
Burglar.
I'm sorry, what?
I assure you, I'm just your average everyday burglar, NOT an encyclopedia salesman.
Oh.. okay, come on in then.
Indoors.
Oh. I guess I'll just take these encyclopedias and leave then.

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
Getting robbed by insane lunatics all too often? Well, we have something for you that you might like!
CALL 1-800-NINJA-NOW FOR YOUR FREE NINJA*! *Ninja will look exactly as pictured, Pirate not included.
Arr.
This space intentionally left blank.
Hey, look! Free cheese!

 

by infurnus
7-28-06
You're probably wondering when I'm going to introduce the family of Linage Chap.
I'm his brother. He lives with me because he's too lame to get a job. I have a job, do I look like I have a job?
I'm not related to him but he calls me Uncle Pirate! Also, I'm a figment of his imagination!
I'm the family pet, a superintelligent robot snail from the ocean mer world. Shut up.
And this is the family plant, Chuck the Pihrahna Plant. I assure you I'm not ripping off any retro games from the 80s! I swear! Honest! filler filler filler

 

by infurnus
7-29-06
Hey, I'm freakin' starving, let's go to DcMonalds and get some chow.
In DcMonalds...
Freakin' sweet, I didn't know you worked here!
I've been working here for the last past months. You ordered from me yesterday.
Hey get out from behind the counter so we can order our food.
I'm going to give you a bird flu sandwich.

 

by infurnus
7-29-06
Huwhwuhahah! Hey Uncle Pirate what brings you here?
Arr.
Oh wow Uncle Pirate, you have herpes?
Arr!
In reality...
Stop calling me Uncle Pirate and order your fucking food.
You're so funny, Uncle Pirate!

 

by infurnus
7-29-06
Oh my god a snail!
I'm your pet, stupid.
Do you really have to watch me pee?
How else would I learn about your species?
I'm not actually gonna pee.
I'm already gone.

 

by infurnus
7-29-06
Snail proceeds to the kitchen to get a Bird Flu sandwich for Linage Chap.
God damnit why did I have to be a snail.

 

by infurnus
7-29-06
Augh, it's the acursed potted plant. I challenge you to a battle of wits!
VICTORY IS MINE!

 

by infurnus
7-29-06
Snail decides to head to his lab, which happens to be conveniently hidden behind his water bowl.
Computer! Calculate what the blazes Linage Chap was doing to himself in the bathroom.
...You're joking, right?

 

by infurnus
10-12-06
This comic is the continuation of this.
If you be really wantin to kno who Infurnus be, you gots to look real hard like.
How hard?
Okay lemme put it dis way to you, LOOK OVER THERE, MAN! He been hidin in the otha frame fo decades!
WTF!?
 Infurnus was hiding outside of the frame the whole time!
 What will postman Zimp420 do?!
OMG I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!
I AM A BUG...

 

  Last comic was a continuation of:
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Zimp420/370316
I AM STILL A BUG...
Stripcreator fails at HTML. That is all.
by infurnus, 10-12-06

 

by infurnus
7-07-07
I AM A BUG

 

by infurnus
7-07-07
Dabba dabba do da. Dabba deeba day. Ooba dooba do do. Eeba deeba bay.
I'm Jambi the Genie!
I HAVE NOT CEASED TO BE A BUG.

 

by infurnus
7-07-07
WTF where am I
Maybe you can help me.
For some reason I am a paperclip and have no idea where I am.
I dunno I'm just a mang with a feesh.
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

 

by infurnus
7-07-07
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Eight
And you can't see that life is just a series of terrible events, one after another. You can't see it because you're blind. You don't believe it because you're ignorant.

 

I AM A BUG.
by infurnus, 7-14-07

 

by infurnus
7-15-07
HE IS STILL A BUG.
I AM STILL A BUG.
HE HAS NOT CEASED TO BE A BUG.
I HAVE NOT CEASED TO BE A BUG.
HE IS A BUG.
I KNOW.

 

by infurnus
9-27-08
This is a test of the
Emergency Broadcast System
*gasp*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This was a test of the
Emergency Broadcast System
*THUD*

 

by infurnus
4-13-10
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I AM THINKING? (NO HOMO)
NO I BELIVE THAT WE SHOULD SEE OBAMA THROUGH THE COURSE OF HIS ACTIONS
NO, I WAS THINKING OF-
DON'T DO IT!
DON'T PRESS THE FAG BUTTON
ALL WAS LOST
HULGUHAULHG
HUGHLUHLGUH

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