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by j_man
11-14-02
Tiki man fighting robo
GO TO HELL!
STUPID FAG!
NOW IT GETS DEADLY!
GO SCREW YOURSELF WHORE!
HOMO!
AS THEY FREAK OUT!
AAAHHHH!!
AAAHHHH!

 

by j_man
11-14-02
Squirrels that hate beat-niks
Hey, cool hippster daddio
Shut-up, i hate beat-niks.
Take a chill pill, daddio.
im gonna hit you w/ a nut
Have a java.
Hope you choke on your coffee

 

by j_man
11-15-02
Stupid ugly asian girl meets a devil
How much for your soul? MUHAHAHAHAHA
uummmm a cheese sandwrich?
MUHAHAHAHAHA YOUR SOUL IS MINE!
Thx alot, i was hungry.
Suffers the ultimate punishment
Hey there, swingin mama.
NNNOOO! NOT A BEAT-NIK!

 

by j_man
11-15-02
nice guy meets innocent little girl....
Hello there, little girl. Sure.
Mr. can you give me a ride home?
the nice guy
I have the little girl now, hehehehe.
the innocent little girl
MUHAHAHAHAHA PATHETIC FOOL! HE IS MINE!

 

by j_man
11-16-02
Hit me with a pie.
Should i hit him with a pie?
Hit me with a pie. NOW!
Should i hit him with a pie?
Hit me with a pie.NOW, NOW!
HOW ABOUT A FRIGGIN HAMMER INSTEAD YOU STUPID CLOWN?

 

by j_man
11-23-02
Dude, wanna get wasted?
Well, do you want to get wasted?
Hell yea man, hit me.
You got it man.
AAAHHHH!!
hehe

 

by j_man
11-23-02
Here cow, cow cow. Come on in with the other cows.
He honestly thanks I'm gonna fall for that.
Cow, go now! GO NOW OR ELSE!
FEEL MY WRAITH!
uh-oh
MUHAHAHAHAHA

 

by j_man
10-30-04
I've waited so long for someone to make a movie about the cruel death of me and make a bejesus amount of money off it....that isn't sacriligious at all.
Yes, I really got the shaft calling in your birthday to give presents to kids, all I get is milk and cookies.
HAHA I made a funny-BEJESUS- get it? I am Jesus talking about a movie about Jesus! It is a double pun!
hahahahahaha Happy Chanukah Jesus
Yet another joke, this one goes out to all you "good Christians" who discriminate against Jewish society: I was hebrew!!!
This is why I hate the holidays....

 

by j_man
10-30-04
I am running for political office you should vote for me!
Sir, what is your stance on the economy?
I am a great father and a regular church goer! Vote for me!
uumm...ok...whatever...Sir, what is your view on the War in Iraq?
I believe in the holy matriomony of one man and one woman! Vote me for me! I have all the right stances on the issues!
Wow, he sounds very qualified to run for office, doesn't answer any questiosn directly and only addresses the issues that won't ruin our nation!

 

by j_man
11-03-04
VIOLENCE VIOLENCE I HAVE A HAMMER I SHALL HAMMER YOU PIGGY
Gay joke, or pyscho? Probably both.
I WILL REND AND TEAR YOU! REND AND TEAR! DEATH TO THE PIGGY
Luckily for me, I have a partner.
You shall not harm thy piggy!
SHIT SHIT HAMMERS DONT WORK ON ROBOTS

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