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by jammerfilms
9-08-05
On a dark and stormy night the CSGH group went out to seek the paranormal.
Hello I'm Sara, I'm a Ghost Hunter. We are here to investigate this old house. It is said to be haunted by the paranormal, Lets go see.
Staaay Ouuuuuttt.
While investigating Sara's EMF detector gets a reading.
Wow, here is a ghost now. Hello what is your name? Why are you still here? Can I help you?
What the? Get away from me, I'm outta here. HEEELLLP M M M MEEEE
Harry rushes back to safety
What's wrong Harry? you look like you've just seen a ghost.
Man, Kevin. I always that we were suppose to be scary and haunt people, not the other way around.

 

by jammerfilms
9-08-05
On a dark and stormy night the CSGH group went out to seek the paranormal.
Hello I'm Sara, I'm a Ghost Hunter. We are here to investigate this old house. It is said to be haunted by the paranormal, Lets go see.
Staaay Ouuuuuttt.
While investigating Sara's EMF detector gets a reading.
Wow, here is a ghost now. Hello what is your name? Why are you still here? Can I help you?
What the? Get away from me, I'm outta here. HEEELLLP M M M MEEEE
Harry rushes back to safety
What's wrong Harry? you look like you've just seen a ghost.
Man, Kevin. I always thought we were suppose to be scary and haunt people, not the other way around.

 

by jammerfilms
9-08-05
Excuse me Sir is that a Bible in your hand?
Why ,Yes it is officer.
Well I'll have to write you a ticket for possesion of illegal material. The next time I'll take you in.
I'm sorry officer it won't happen again.
Every Soul Lost Another Nail Hammered.
Score one more for me! HAHAHA

 

by jammerfilms
9-09-05
Mr. I need a word with you.
I thought That I told you to stay away from my house. Come back at halloween and maybe I'll give you some candy.
Fine, I curse you. You may want to choose your words wisely.
Whatever Hag, I need to get to work before I'm fired.
Have a nice day.

 

by jammerfilms
9-09-05
Wow Timmy this is going to be an awsome ghost hunt today.
Sure is Sara. Hello everyone we are the CSGH group and we are about to investigate the strange noises that haunts the White House.
Hi Jessica, Could your tell me what you've seen or heard.
Oh yes, I am usually sleeping and Something awakes me that sounds like someone in pain. And also a loud sucking sound can be heard.
Hello Mr. Clinton, Can you tell us about the hauntings that people hear at night in the White House.
I did not have sexual relations with that women!

 

by jammerfilms
12-25-05
Hey look Captain there's Santa
Piece Santa. Lets go tell him what we want for christmas. Sorry I mean for the holiday that is on Dec 25th.
Piece Santa. I would like a new spaceship the transmission is almost out on my old one.
Ho Ho Ho. What would you like under your holiday tree this year. .......... What the %$&%.
Sorry Wilma. I wasn't calling for you, I was just entertaining the freaks I mean Kids.

 

by jammerfilms
12-29-05
The North Pole 12/28/05
Hello All. It's me again Sara from the CSGH paranormal group.
Hi I'm Garth a Demonoligist. We will be investigating the North Pole. A few Elves reported a strange behavior in Santa this year.
Well as you can tell we are at the North Pole and there is no snow. That is the first sign of the paranormal.
Oh Yes, I'm glad you brought that up I almost overlooked it. It is so hot here what could be causing this, Lets go check out Santa.
The Real Santa
Hello Santa. I mean Satin I must through holy water on you if it means Christmas or no Christmas
So what if you found out my real identity. Christmas is gone, Now it's a holiday where people spends all their money while hating it just to put presents under the holiday tree and CHRIST IS GONE

 

by jammerfilms
9-14-07
Hello everyone, Today I would like to introduce a new Investigator Marty to CSGH.
Welcome Marty, Well, we are going to start with an easy hunt at the Graveyard. You said that you have brought your own equipment.
Yeah, Let me go get it from the car.
Oh Sh-t.
NOW WHERE IS SHE GOING?

 

by jammerfilms
5-11-09
CSGH Presents...Night out with the Paranormal
Thanx for coming this evening and all I have to say is you will discover the Paranormal tonight Happy Hunting!!!
Look I captured an orb on my camera already....
I think I hear something toward the window.
OMG! It touched me
So Tony,How much did we make off of this group?
Let's see 50 people at $45, That's just about $2,250. Ghost Hunting commercialized. I Love It

 

by jammerfilms
5-11-09
America Welcomes You
Hi there Mr.President, My boyfriend and I were wondering, What will America do for me?
America can offer the gay communty the right to marry and the right to call out those who don't fully agree with everything you do. You Go Girl!
Hey Mr. Pres. Whoa you are Mr. Pres? I want to freely smoke and sell my Mary J. Will America allow me knowing that it will take thousands of lives?
Sure, We are wanting the citizens and illegals in America to be high in life. Light up But remember don't smoke & drive!
Hello Presid.....
Sorry Jesus for cutting you off, but we in america don't want you here. You have nothing to offer and we want nothing to do with you. May God Bless America!

 

Are you ready to walk the straight and narrow road?
No Thanx, But stand by just in case a major disaster accurse in America.
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by jammerfilms
5-12-09
When Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong
Ok Sarah, Go ahead and take off your clothes and we'll get started. You said size DD?
A slight miscalculation. I didn't see that coming.
Send in the Next Patient
Wow...I'm glad that wasn't my boob.

 

by jammerfilms
5-12-09
Class Reunion!
The Reunion is awsome, Steve, Brett, Jenny and the whole gang looks great. I heard what you did to Eric.
I know that is so funny, Just like High School.
Where's everyone? I'm sure that Laura said it was going to be at the high school.

 

by jammerfilms
5-12-09
Ann, I'm starting to get sick of this job.
Me too.
I came here thinking praising God would have it's positives but I was completely wrong.
...Well, there is one positive.
What's the positive thing?
The Awsome Crib to get my groove on with you!

 

by jammerfilms
5-13-09
ARGHH, 3 of my wives left me and now I have to pay child support..... Lad, Get me another brew.
What we need to do is go get some Booty!
Hey Baby, Need some company?
ARGHH MATEY!!!!!!!! I thought you met the other Booty, This is what got me in the mess that I'm in.

 

by jammerfilms
5-13-09
Swine Flu lecture at South High School.
The Swin Flu came from pigs and was spread to humans and it is now able to be passed along through the air. So be cautious and clean. Thank You!
Joey walking home from school decides to stop by Billy's Farm.
Stand back dopehead Oink Oink, or I'll sneaze on you Oink Oink.
Payback is a B_tch Piggy.
OOOIIIINNNKK!

 

by jammerfilms
5-13-09
Dang Santa, Shut your happy ass up, I hate holidays.
Get out of my way stupid Monk, I hate religion and people.
There goes another ANGRY AMERICAN.
What a jackass!

 

by jammerfilms
5-15-09
You ever think about quitting drinking?
Nope.
Really? You haven't even considered it?
If I stopped then I couldn't do my wife! Just the thought gives me chills, What a dog!

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