Somebody Set Up Us Da Bomb: WWSD?

Author: jes_lawson

Date: March 27, 2003

by jes_lawson
3-27-03
What the hell are you doing here? We'll have to get you aboard the nearest B52. We'll soon have you dropped on some Saddam lookalikes!
Damn! I gots to do something! Think, Bomb! What Would Shaft Do?
You the man Shaft! Make sweet 12" love to me!
"I'm a complicated man, but no-one understands me but my bitches!" Damn right!
Anything you say will be taken down and used in great steaming piles of evidence against you.
Shit! Why couldn't I have paid more attention during the action scenes?