Anakin Skywalker: Used Car Salesman (from #stripcreator)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: April 2, 2003

by jes_lawson
4-02-03
Int: Jedi Auto Sales, Tatooine
Uh, this dealership is a bit creepy...Lemme see some identification!
*You don't need to see my identification...*
...*I don't need to see your identification*...
Hmm...I sense a strong credit rating in this one. This Imperial Chrysler, or that Mercedes-Benz TIE-Fighter are excellent runners, sir...
They look a bit beat-up, and I can only really afford that X-Wing Mini over there, and *ack!* *choke!*
I find your lack of faith disturbing. Now, step this way, as we turn to the Dark side of the Fords...