Worst things to say when selling a house: True Stories

Author: jes_lawson

Date: March 13, 2004

by jes_lawson
3-13-04
So, as you can see, there's a lot of potential with this flat.
You mean like, electrical potential? I'm sure my hair wasn't sticking up like this before I came in...
This is the front room. Did I mention how motivated the seller is?
Yeah, these summons and debt collection agencies letters would make anyone "motivated".
Do you think you could make a decision before Friday? The seller's quite desperate and...what was that noise?
That was the sound of a couple of thousand pounds dropping from my offer.