jessejackson's comics : stripcreator

1	by jessejackson 2-12-03


	When will the father come?


	He will come of his own will.


	I am tired.


	Me too.

2	by jessejackson 2-12-03


	I will spek with thee apon morrow


	Varily and good yester to come

On The Fifth Day The Second Holy Jesus Went Home To Rest Until The Forth Coming Battle. Thusly The First God Child Was Left To His Devices.


	I am going to enjoy burning the living Jesus out of you!


	I am so boned.......

3	by jessejackson 2-12-03

And Thusly Ended The First God Child's Reign Of This Good Earth.


	Well that was a total let down. At least he was crispy.


	Oh Holy crap! That fire totally ate J-1! I better just stick it out indoors until that thing takes off. I hope he leaves before open mic.


	Now what am I going to do? I though that would at least kill like three hours. I guess when you are just skin and bone you cook alot faster......


	Hey dude! I've been looking all over for you. Wanna go to Borders?

4	by jessejackson 2-12-03


	Man, what do you want? You've been standing there for like 15 minutes. It is totally creeping me out.


	I asked you if you wanted to go to Borders and you didn't say anything. I was about to go to sleep.


	Wait a minute. When you were asking me this question, was there sound coming out of your mouth?


	Um................... .......................... .......................... .......................... ...................no?


	Dude. You are seriously pissing me off.


	................................

5	by jessejackson 2-13-03


	Time to drink the sweet nectar of internet access.


	~Beep~Bop~ ~Bo~Bop~

Thusly The Great Being's Being Partook Of Man's Finest Creation. An Interactive Wonder World Singing The Praises Of All Made By HIS Hand


	~Breaaoeee~ ~Zreaaaaaak~ ~Treeenchee~ ~Srkrecreee~ ~eeeeeeeeee~


	Hello Ladies!


	~Welcome To Live Stripper Chats! Are You 18 Or Older? Click Here~

6	by jessejackson 2-13-03


	So, what book are you going to get at Borders?


	Book?


	Yeah, a book. Thats why we're going to Borders, right?


	Oh. Uh, no. Not at all. I can't read. The pages get all red and gooey.


	Then what the hell are we going there for anyways?


	Shoot man, I like to look at the ladies. Once you go splat, everything else is flat!

7	by jessejackson 2-19-03


	So, Are you HIV positive yet?


	What??


	Cause I sure am.


	WHAT!!?


	Positive about HIV, that is! Ah Yeah! GO BABY AIDS!


	..........

8	by jessejackson 2-19-03


	Are we going into this Borders or what? Why are we just standing here. Did it get closed down for some kind of a reading violation?


	Baby AIDS?


	Yeah, what about it?


	Are you saying that babies should have AIDS or that HIV is the baby form of AIDS?


	Yeah.


	!!!

9	by jessejackson 2-19-03


	Oh, nice band reference, by the way. I am going to totally steal that cd from Borders.


	HIV. AIDS. Babies! And now Stealing! Man, you are fucked up. I am outta here.


	You should have seen what I did to Jesus!!

10	by jessejackson 3-25-03


	Fuck your bones ~ The ones of your head ~ I have been ground ~ So you may eat of my flesh ~ Around my block ~ we call that sucking cock


	Thank you!


	Jesus, that was a marvelous set. Do you have any poems that you're working on now?


	Yeah. I have this one that refers to the holy trinity as an incestuous gang bang on your soul.

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