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by jesusjones
4-24-04
one day jesus jones was down pimping at the local corner
wow nice ass
LA LA LA LA DO do do
so they went to its house
hey i was just thinking we should get a room
ok lets go to my place
things started to happenm, all of a sudden the bunny wipped out a massive ****
how much for about 3 hours
follow me 300 dollas an hour

 

by jesusjones
4-24-04
almost to level 99 on everquest
do do lo do do lo warp zap zip
wtf where the hell am i
your in the game dumb ass lets get going you cripple geek
gandof where did you go dont leave me. oh hello there mister knight. hey dont stab me you bitch this cant be real
stab stab die die nerd killing them off one by one they die ha ha ha...................................

 

by jesusjones
4-24-04
today we are joined by the devil who is at a 5 minute dating place
hi i like unicorns, long walks on the beach,(cough and thousands of naked children rubbing my penis)
you sick freak
same thing five minutes later
hi i like unicorns, long walks on the beach,(cough and thousands of naked children rubbing my penis)
you sick freak
same thing five minutes later
third times a charm
hi i like unicorns, long walks on the beach,(cough and thousands of naked children rubbing my penis)

 

by jesusjones
4-24-04
are you for real
SMOKE IT SMOKE IT
no man i quit that
SMOKE IT SMOKE IT
before long the hippie started using pot again and died shortly after
all right just a little
SMOKE IT SMOKE IT

 

by jesusjones
4-24-04
hey what did God say when he made the second black person
I dunno what?
Damn i burned another one
CRY CRY!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha
it burns

 

by jesusjones
4-25-04
its hallowen night
Trick or treak
No candy for you
I'll teach you, you crazy taliban
theres 9/11 for ya

 

by jesusjones
4-25-04
somewhere in middle east
first america now australia
for alla!!!!
WTF
jihad
fosters australian for beer

 

by jesusjones
4-25-04
hey alterboy i have to talk to you
what me
yes what do me and mcdonalds have in common
i dunno
we both like to stick our meat in 10 year old buns
im telling my mom

 

by jesusjones
4-25-04
at a local club
hey lets head back to my place and play donkey punch
sicko im calling 911
outside the club
nice ass
im going to jail come on let me off
thats life
THE PAIN
donkey punch

 

by jesusjones
4-25-04
one fish
two fish
no more fishies in the sea

 

by jesusjones
4-25-04
wanna touch gods hand its in my pocket
are you talking to me
there you go, thats it oh baby
shoud i keep going
heres a present kid
sticky goodness

 

by jesusjones
4-28-04
she slept with my fathers sister
so whats your story
that dirty slut slept with our fathers sister
weve got her back stage right now.
that little **** i swear ill cut your ***** off you little jew.
this all ends in love after fight so my thought after the show was it turned out good today
oo. baby play with my one nut
kiss my old saggy *** . oh yeah touch my fun bags.

 

by jesusjones
4-28-04
today on when squirrels attack.
ill teach you to eat my nuts
these are tasty nuts
when monkeys fling shit
poopy
its in my eye. the pain the pain
stupid people doing stupid things
i will jump this huge ramp across two buildings
great now im probably gonna be on fox

 

by jesusjones
5-06-04
what goes on four feet in the morning, on two at noonday, and three in the evening.
we dont know
man
good thing its over
end
end

 

by jesusjones
6-24-04
in Michael jacksons Basment AKA Prison for children soon to be molested
hey I'm Herpies i just escaped from Michael Jackson
THats great get the fuck away from me!!!!!!
hello im crabs
hi im blanket did my daddy send you for more kids to fuck.
hi im hephatitus i bring many gifts for you
its Xmas time already

 

by jesusjones
6-24-04
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wut are u talk in abuuute. my brain no gay wit moss
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o yea you fucking fuck. wuts that you say about a fucking fuck brain. ill fuck your fuck. fuck you fucker. fuck fuck. i will fuck a fucking wallrisssssssss fuck your wallriss. i will fuck your wallris
im jus a zimmby. i dint no wut fuc meeeanis. o i b no soup in da pants of me madre. eat sit ross polk
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ronald mikdanald is so fucking gay. he would fuck a fucking fucker in a fucking minute. he is a child molester. fuck him and all his fucking fuck. michel jackson is fucking gay with kids to.wut a fuck
oky dokie dug. i do da watir if u no fuc me bhls. i so much luve anoald swarsanigger. Jingle all da way.

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