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by jr666
8-14-08
So...I had a nice time tonight. I didn't realize that that kind of thing was legal in Mexico
Well you know, mexican women aren't really people and donkeys... well donkeys are just donkeys
My mother was mexican and she was killed in a freak donkey stampede
..................
Want to do it doggy style?

 

by jr666
8-14-08
jesus christ walks into a bar
ouch
hands the barkeeper 3 nails
bad ass
and asks "can you put me up for the night?"
....that's not funy

 

by jr666
8-14-08
i'm sorry Gerald. I just don't see a future for us. Its not you, its me. I just dont think I'm ready for a serious relationship right now
???
That, and all my friends think you are retarded for wearing that bunny suit. I hope we can still be friends
...

 

by jr666
8-14-08
Is this the line for the bathroom
I think so. There's a sign over there but, being a squirrel I'm not exactly literate
I hope it is. I had some taco bell for lunch and I can already feel it percolating
maybe if I spell it out...H-O-T D-O-G M-E-A-T and there's an arrow pointing inside
We get to meet a hot dog?... What's that sound? Its almost like some sort of grinder
Ooo.. I hope its Air Bud... he's my favorite!

 

by jr666
8-14-08
and those bastards stole my tiki torches, a couple of wooden statues, a few spears...
yup.. uh huh... *yawn*.. anything else
...they got my ceremonial masks, golden fertility idols, human-sized cauldron for making people stew, ceremonial daggers, plasma tv, mp3 player, cell phone...
right, ok, got it......whoa whoa back up a second there buddy..
......shit, busted
........torches, statues, spears, masks, idols, human-sized cauldron for making people stew. Sorry my pencil broke. What were those last few things again?

 

by jr666
8-15-08
so this is the supposed to be a super scary haunted house eh? so far, not too impressed
this isn't scary? i'm an effing dog dressed in the gayest clothes possible balancing on an effing ball! How much scarier can you get?
I'm sorry but retarded does not equal scary
oh yea? then what about this....?
AAAAAAH!!!!!!
racist ho!

 

by jr666
8-15-08
damn i hate taking public transit. everywhere you look there's some weirdo staring at your breasts and drooling all over the place....
or some old lady farting up a storm and looking like she's going to keel over and die at any minute...or.... OH MY DEAR SWEET JESUS....
SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M BUYING A CAR!
racist ho

 

by jr666
8-15-08
Dude, that sermon was so f'n metal. All that shit about how rock music is the tool of the devil was seriously f'n metal
Totally. It was so f'n metal about god striking the sinners down and casting their f'n souls into the lake of fire. I've never heard anything so totally metal before.
ARRRRRRG... the irony is so seriously f'n metal!!!!
AAAAAAH... I've never felt so much pain in my life. Its so totally f'n metal!!!!
Dude, god is seriously f'n metal
Totally

 

by jr666
8-15-08
Can you describe for me the man who beheaded your father, set your mother on fire, raped your brother and sister, and stuck your pet dog in the microwave?
um...well... it all happened so fast... the man was tall, a bit taller than you and very, very skinny....
what colour was his skin and what was he wearing?
he was white...very white and was wearing a blue shirt....
you have the right to remain silent....
and he definetly did not have a nail hammered into his head

 

by jr666
8-15-08
Mom keeps telling me to play with my baby sister....
and who doesn't love a rousing game of Kick the Baby?
Now its MY turn

 

by jr666
8-18-08
Did you hear the bad news? Spencer lost his mother last night.
Oh yea? where did she go?
You're an ass
Don't worry, he'll find her in the last place he looks

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