All comics by kamek_2000

 

by kamek_2000
10-18-06
Excuse me you man....
OH CRAP IM DEAD, and why am I taller then him?
hjvygie&gbjBHJEHJSG4YUS7T76 i WANT TO BE A FOLK SINGER BALH BLAH BLAH WEEEEE I LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON WHOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IM TIGER WOODS, HEY HEY HEY WOO WOO WOO WOOT WOOT, IM CHOO CHOO TRAIN!!!!
ermm....
I met the Grim Reaper yesterday, he first started spazing, then said he wanted to be a folk singer, then he spazed again, called himself tiger woods and wooted like a choo-choo train.
Right...im calling the mental society...

 

by kamek_2000
10-18-06
2 hours before the field trip...
well did you get me into the feild trip?
YUP, just keep the mask on...
Why?
Well I told them them you were the new kid from Newfoundland, and you were in a car accident that messed up your face, and thats why you wear the mask
SO IM SUPPOSED TO BE AN UGLY DUDE?

 

by kamek_2000
10-18-06
Hello there young man!
What do you mean hello! LOOK A ROUND YOU, THE WORLD IS DEVASTATING, NUCLEAR WARS, TERRORIST ATTACKS, GUN SHOTS EVERYWHERE, GOVERMENT SCREWED UP AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS HELLO!?!?!!?!?
Could you speak up sonny, i didn't hear you?
Uggghhh...never mind...

 

by kamek_2000
10-19-06
One Day in www.Runescape.com (which is a real site)
Grrrr...I am Delrith the demon, prepare to battle!
Ok, but first heres some good luck, eat this magic chocolate >;-)
*Crunch Crunch*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that was trick chocolate, now your addicted to Heroin!
Moral: Don't do drugs, no matter how good they taste.
So cold...

 

by kamek_2000
10-19-06
Together men, we Can save America and defeat the Soviet!
WHAT THE HELL NOW WE CANT, THE SOVIET ARE TO GOOD AND THEY HAVE BETTER WEAPONS AND CRAP!
SHUT UP! *POW SHOOT SHOOT*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...!@$%#
Aw CRAP, he's burning the flag...

 

by kamek_2000
10-19-06
hmmmmmmmmm....ah ha, I've solved this mystery!
SO...have you solved the crime?
Yes, it appears that the women dead here was killed by sex, she was being malested, the guy who was raping her didn't have a condem...
Thats so retarded and disgusting thats its not true, I can tell that YOU KILLED HER!
Say a word...and you'll feel what its like to do Michael jackson...
Ok...

 

by kamek_2000
10-20-06
Welcome to Channel 3 news, we begin with our topic of the nuclear explosians in Toronto, a bomb who calls himself the "Zipper" is now being inter-viewed live, we now go to the scene.
Mr. Zipper Bomb you have been acused in all the nuclear explosians, what do you have to say in your defence?
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOOOOM!!!
OH CRAP, HE BLEW UP TORONTO, oh wait, it appears a red robot is in the scene now, lets go inter-view him!

 

by kamek_2000
10-20-06
One day Kenny finally found his house
Hey I found my house, and after so long I've been lost...
HELLO?!?!?!!?
CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!!!
Its good to be home!

 

by kamek_2000
10-20-06
ACK THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING, GET THE MEN IN POSITION!!!!
ERRR...Im right here sir...oh and uh...SIR YES SIR!!!!
WHAT THE HELL!?
HUH, DID MY TELEPORT WORK!?
WTF?!?!?
OH CRAP, I DIDN'T TELEPORT RIGHT, NOW IM IN THE 20th CENTURY, what are you having here a war?

 

by kamek_2000
10-20-06
Look buddy...I don't care who you are...but if you help us we'll help you!
Deal, Should I use my rocket launcher?
Rocket launcher? you have rocket launchers in the medevil times?
Yup!
It a strange weapon beneath our pants, when we got to go to the so called "bathroom" a yellow liquid comes out of cylander thing thats glued to us near the buttox, but we always drain it in the toilet

 

by kamek_2000
10-20-06
Well i guess I should help now, this is no laughing matter.........Oh NO A DUCK, I better help it!
Qauck
Huh?
QAUCK!!!!!!!
AW CRAP I SCREWED UP AGAIN!!!!!!

 

by kamek_2000
10-21-06
Meanwhile on the space ship.
Sir may we begin invasion?
No, ONLY ON MY COMMAND!!!
Can I use the Bathroom?
NO!
Your the greatest!
NOOOOO, wait...AUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH, I HATE YOU.....Oh bye the way now begin the attack.

 

by kamek_2000
10-21-06
Hey there...the captain has ordered us to protect the white house.
WHAT, THE 2 OF US CAN'T PROTECT A BUILDING, WE ONLY HAVE 1 GUN AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A MEASLY SWORD!!!!!
Uh...
...

 

by kamek_2000
10-21-06
Hello, I'm reporter I.C Weiner, Today we have a guest to tell us about the invasion, what can you tells us?
Ow.
I repeat, what can you tell us?
Ow.
Go to commercial...
Ow.

 

by kamek_2000
10-23-06
After their little ride on the ship another double agent and the person who was on the news dived underwater...
Ok so why are we under water?
Well the aliens have established a base underwater...so I'll be right back, I'm gonna go find it!
Ahhhhh, an alien, don't make me kill you!
EWWW you stupid bitch your Ugly!!!
Ok I'll make a comeback to that, lets see...Ok ok, Fuck you Fuck you fuckity fuckity fuck you, flicky fucky fucking fucken fuck you!

 

by kamek_2000
10-23-06
After about only 6 War comics the author gets lazy and decides to End the strange war comics.
Lets kill those fucking aliens now, fire all missles!!!
WooHooo, wait what the fucks a missle?
Shit shit guys, the missles are coming, fire our fucking shit!
But I'm tired...and im also on fire....wait, thats a bad thing right?
YES WE WON, earth is saved..now to-huh....UUUGGGHHHH NO NOT THE SO CALLED "ROCKET LAUNCHER"!
FREEDOM!

 

by kamek_2000
11-21-06
one day fucker the hooker goes to bar...
hi!
GOOD DAY YOUNG PADAWAN
Insults aye...ok ok ok....fuck you fuck you fucking fucker fuck you, flicky finger licking fuck burger with fuck fries and a dash of fuck soda, with fucking fuck you on it, flicky fucking fuck!
How you doing?

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