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by karaokedictator
1-23-03
Introducing our heroine --
Yo~. Call me Nuri. Pleased to meet you, dah-lings. Welcome to my comic.
Her motto is, "Monkeys eat bananas." None of her other friends are allowed to eat bananas but me.
I like to sing. However, despite all my practice, I'm still not very good.
I want to see her try out for American Idol. That'd be funny.
The valley, unfortunately, gives her some inspiration.
Hey, I'm feeling like sharing the love right now.
The hills are alive with the sound of muuusic~!
*passes out*

 

by karaokedictator
1-23-03
And friends come flocking (?) to star with our heroine.
Yo. I'm Imran. I like fire. I'm not a terrorist, but I bombed my America --
Yatta! Imran wants to join in on the fun! *prances*
Unbeknownst to Nuri, blue ink has rubbed off of her hand onto her left cheek.
*tee hee* Nuri has blue all over her cheek. I think she's got some facial vein disease.
*prance prance* Hey, where'd the monkey go?
But Imran keeps quiet, and our heroine goes off to study for her history test.
Ha ha ha ha!! *teehees*
Did you just tee hee? *giggles*
I really must go study now. Mrs. Brewer stinks.

 

by karaokedictator
1-24-03
Deciding to pass her history test tomorrow, our heroine goes to study.
Okay! Time to attack US History!
Must pass!
I am President General Ulysses S. Grant. I was the best presidentand the best general for the union. I was definitely not corrupt. I just was loyal to my friends, so I let 'em steal money. No big.
Bored as can be, our heroine falls asleep. Maybe the next test will go better.
Z.
I am one of those unimportant people your teacher thinks is important. I . . .

 

by karaokedictator
1-24-03
She managed to get an overview of the chapters before Mrs. Brewer tells her to put everything away.
Okay, test! I'm ready to take you!
Oh, tootlescrootch. I lost the test.
YATTA! No test!
Must find. Oh, tootlescrootch. Nuri has some sort of vein problem in her face. Poor dear.
Despite not having the snow day, our heroine still gets a day off from school. We'll call it "Winter Break Prime." You might call it "suspension."
Ah, I found it.
I HATE YOUUUU!

 

by karaokedictator
1-24-03
Nuri's mother and our heroine decide to hang out on the first day of vacation.
Look! My Montage is grey!
Oooh. . . Kamui. . . *drools*
Kya~! Subaru's behind Kamui.
Oooh. . . SubaruxKamui. . . *drools*
And the snow white Honda comes around the corner.
But Miaka's chasing them! No!
Don't worry.
Nii-san's on her tail. Subaru and Kamui are safe!

 

by karaokedictator
1-24-03
Friday night, and I'm on the computer. Meine Güte.
It's Friday night. You're on me. You're such a 1053r
Punctuation is always best.
KO
*grammar-SSMMMAASSH*
I win.

 

by karaokedictator
1-25-03
Being suspended is still no excuse for not turning in a paper, according to our heroine's English teacher.
Time to work on my paper! Hoo-hah!
Okay, time to write and turn off the TV!
Inu-Yasha is brought to you by Playstation.
But apparently dog demons are a bit more enticing.
Yes! Kiss each other already!
Inu-Yasha, I - I, SIT! *kerplunk*

 

by karaokedictator
1-25-03
What a great episode of Inu-Yasha that was! In fact, it was so great that I can't contain myself! *hop hop wiggle*
What was I doing before then? . . . Oh, yeah! The paper!
But, I can't write it. My computer's still "out of order."
Simple solution! I'll to K-chan's. She has plenty of computers!

 

by karaokedictator
1-26-03
While on her way to K-chan's house, our heroine bumps into her while on her daily walk.
Hey, Nuri, what's up?
Um, my computer broke, and I have a paper due tomorrow. Can I write it at your place?
Sure. Let's go.
Yes! Thank you! *glomp*
Little did they know, Romeo as following behind.
Why was Nuri's face blue? She must have some sort of disease.

 

by karaokedictator
1-26-03
Please excuse the typo in the last comic. It should have read "Romeo was," not "Romeo as." However, Nuri has finished her paper.
To show my appreciation, let me cook you and your family dinner. I promise I won't hurt anything and you won't die!
Uhh, I don't think that's a good idea.
I'll sneak inside, then I'll make them pay for destroying my recording equipment! It was only harmless blackmail!
Our heroine lied. But Romeo is still hot on her trail.
Let's go out to eat instead!
. . .

 

by karaokedictator
1-30-03
Introducing the villain of the story, because he is annoying and insane.
Howdy Little Lady. Oh, wait, where's that perky girl?
Do you mean Nuri? She's suspended.
Wait. You must look at my creation! It is a cherry tree this time!
*whistles*

 

by karaokedictator
1-30-03
For the sake of humor, he lived.
Today we're watching Rurouni Kenshin. I'm sure you all have heard of it, so I won't go into the backstory.
What's Kenshin?
. . .
And when's that perky girl coming back?

 

by karaokedictator
1-30-03
I apologize.
Little may you know, Kenshin is voiced by a woman. A very pretty woman, at that.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Guys should not be voiced by women!!!!!!!!!!
Um, Goku is.
Nooooo! YOU'RE A LIAR!
For our heroine, discovering Suzukase Maya's gender was traumatizing, but for our villain, it's not.
I wonder if Mrs. McCrary is going to catch on to all of these spontaneous combustions today.

 

by karaokedictator
2-04-03
Class, you suck. I hate you. You can't write DBQs whatsoever. I'd have written it like, "Let's now go into. . . " Remember, no contractions and only use third person! You all suck! I hate you!
*belch*
I don't know. Should teachers be allowed to burp in front of students? I mean, when I was a child (before this menopausething), teachers never could do such things in front of their students. . . .

 

by karaokedictator
3-08-03
Nuri's brother and his friend enjoy being boys.
Dude! This video game is A-W-S-M! Awsm!
What?
You know, like, really cool!
Awesome?
Justin ran away because he knew the grammar smash was coming.
No. Awsm!
*GRAMMAR-SMASSSHHHHHHH*

 

by karaokedictator
6-16-03
Imran finally told Nuri that her comics aren't funny.
Your comics suck.
Your mom sucks!
Your mom was sucking last night!
Good one. Now you suck. I'll get you!
I win.
I hate you.

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