All comics by katakoon

 

by katakoon
8-20-04
Survivor IS ON!!!
Up Next, the steamy new uncensored SURVIVOR. Watch me and that other chick bathe each other!
WTF!?
...

 

by katakoon
8-20-04
Ok...I'll just fix the tv...shouldn't be to hard.
Mmm...that's weird. It didn't work.

 

by katakoon
8-20-04
Congratulations on your purchase of the RoboTV. Uh...just let it do it's thing...and put this letter away...NOW.
Ok...TV-a-Go-Go...
This is the worse $12,000 dollars I have ever spent.

 

by katakoon
8-20-04
tv...a...go...go?
pooooter-pooooter-PUG!
This is the last time I buy something from that Al Qaeda Inc.

 

by katakoon
8-20-04
You said that I could watch TV on it...but it turns out to be a bomb.
Uh...well...did you bring the bo...the tv?
Yeah...it's in the trash can.
Well...I'll get you that 'TV'...if you give me the faulty one.
Deal.
By any chance...do you know how to get to Washington DC?

 

by katakoon
8-20-04
Dude...I'm so sorry. It's just, dude...I'm sorry.
Oh, it's ok...I don't feel pain, I just feel the need for human brains.
Well... I have to make up for it then.
Oh, nah, don't worry about it.
Later that day.
I was told there would be candy...
BRAINS!

 

by katakoon
8-20-04
Wow...these pictures are weird...those girls aren't wearing anything.
I didn't know you could do that with a banana!
Mmm...download for more pictures...Oook!
VIRUS! VIRUS! VIRUS!

 

by katakoon
8-20-04
l33t speak brought to you by the world wide web
...after the whole banana thing, I pushed OK, and it just kept yelling virus until I beat it with a bat.
Mmm...
What's the 'Mmmm' about?
Mmm...JUST THInKIn9 @b0Ut hOW K3WL i Am 8EC4U$e 1'M 5o0O L33t
l33t sucks
STFU noob

 

by katakoon
8-20-04
Oh no, dang it...you beat me, good game!
HAHA! You n00b I totally pwned you!
Hey! That wasn't very nice!
STFU n00b!
Time to be pwned...bitch
w00t w00t, n00bs suck! I PWN j00 ALL!

 

by katakoon
8-20-04
Hey, I have a hammer too! What do you do with hammers! I bet you fix stuff. I fix stuff with my hammer!
Uh...uh...yeah...
See! I'm fixing!
Uh...yeah...I'm going to go...
What? Where are you going?

 

by katakoon
8-22-04
Ok...uh...just look the other way and close your eyes! I have a surprise for you!
Oook!
TADA!
...internet dating

 

by katakoon
8-22-04
Hey, what are you in here for?
I nailed some girl...and she started getting mad about it...and she called the police. What a bitch, right?
People like you make me sick...
What do you mean?
Oops...i dropped the soap!

 

by katakoon
8-22-04
Hey Baby...
WTF...

 

by katakoon
8-22-04
CAFFEINE...holy jesus! Uh...you can go now.
I can? Uh...so...I can just...go?
Yeah.
Uh...ok...are you sure?
JUST LEAVE DAMNIT!

 

by katakoon
8-22-04
Then he was all like, "Bitch, you just put a whole bunch of lethal darts in my ass!" and I was like, "STFU n00b!"
Hah...wanna get nailed?
WTF!?
wha...?

 

by katakoon
8-23-04
I don't believe in magic...you're so gay.
HOLY SHIT!

 

by katakoon
8-23-04
Dude...I fixed your computer...from NigNinja on Everquest...you must of said something really stupid...
That'll be $350...
Dude...don't do this...

 

by katakoon
8-23-04
People may be concerned that Mr. KataKOON said that there was a ninja in Everquest...and he is aware some people will think he's a complete idiot.
Well...NEWSFLASH! He is a complete idiot! I mean, he killed off a character in 17 strips. He still doesn't know what the comic is going to be about. He said maybe a womanizing robot pimp.
Mmm...

 

by katakoon
8-23-04
Hey babe...Wazzzzup?
Hey babe...do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again.
Catholics...

 

by katakoon
8-23-04
...and then you died.
But that's not fair...magic IS gay!
THAT IS ALL THAT YOU'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE YOU GOT HERE...JUST SHUT UP!
Jesus! People are mean in Hell.
I know...

 

by katakoon
8-23-04
The Bourne Supremacy
You're in a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it.
The Manchurian Candidate
Oh, my god. Where are all the men? When my father was alive, he never went around asking people: "Is this okay, is this okay?" He just did what needed to be done.
Open Water
Oh God! Something's rubbing against my foot!

 

by katakoon
8-23-04
Gigli
This must be mental-fuckin'-illness week!
Glitter
You know, I don't usually do this.
I can tell.
Catwoman
Man-sandwich! Four o'clock!

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